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I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« on: 20 May 2008, 21:31:28 »
I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2008, 21:33:21 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)

Nah! To lose your virginity you have to put it in, out, in, out and shake it all about.
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2008, 21:48:16 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)

Nah! To lose your virginity you have to put it in, out, in, out and shake it all about.

usually takes me much longer
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2008, 21:50:39 »
Well it took me 5 and a half hours...and its been a while since I could make it last that long! lol :)
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2008, 21:50:57 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)

Nah! To lose your virginity you have to put it in, out, in, out and shake it all about.

usually takes me much longer

Go and see Pete's missus :y
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2008, 22:11:18 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)

Nah! To lose your virginity you have to put it in, out, in, out and shake it all about.

usually takes me much longer

And you have to take it to bits, put it back together and have no parts left over.... I have problems with the last bit  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2008, 22:17:14 »
mine stays in one piece but i always end up with a leak when i've finished :-/ ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2008, 22:18:12 »
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mine stays in one piece but i always end up with a leak when i've finished :-/ ;D

That's not bad Danny.........for you 8-)
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #8 on: 20 May 2008, 22:20:29 »
erm... thanks? :D
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #9 on: 20 May 2008, 22:30:05 »
Careful Danny, he's being nice to you.
Must be up to something.
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #10 on: 20 May 2008, 22:51:35 »
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2008, 09:05:53 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

took out my first engine, all by myself :) A nice 3.0 v6 :)

Nah! To lose your virginity you have to put it in, out, in, out and shake it all about.

usually takes me much longer

And you have to take it to bits, put it back together and have no parts left over.... I have problems with the last bit  ;D ;D ;D

I have problems there too... I was always told if you didn't have any "spares" at the end you hadn't done it right!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I'm No Longer A Virgin...
« Reply #12 on: 21 May 2008, 10:46:06 »
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I finally took the plunge today and did it for the first time so I'm no longer a virgin...

 ::) Darn it!.....`missed my chance. ;D
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