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Debs.

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Hung throw sickie.....
« on: 20 May 2008, 19:54:02 »
Hung Chow calls in to work and says:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work"

The boss says:
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex-now, ok!.
That makes everything better and I go work.....You try that!"

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and now I feel great!....I be at work soon.....You sure got nice house"  ;D
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2008, 19:55:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2008, 19:56:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2008, 19:57:25 »
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2008, 20:15:03 »
My Boss is bigger & uglier than i am, i sure get proper kicking!!!!! ::)
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2008, 20:18:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2008, 20:24:00 »
sorry Debs, don't fancy my bosses wife...... :-/
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2008, 20:28:08 »
Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #8 on: 20 May 2008, 20:30:55 »
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #9 on: 20 May 2008, 20:38:31 »
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

Red wine & spag bol first and you'll be ok. Just mind your back this time.;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 20 May 2008, 20:58:03 »
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
I will have to sleep with one eye open tonight ::)
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #11 on: 20 May 2008, 22:22:07 »
My boss is a woman, and I don't fancy her husband, he is short, tubby and bald. ;D ;D ;D

Maybe that's why I have ben off work, sick, for 3 weeks. :-[ :-[ :-[
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« Reply #12 on: 20 May 2008, 22:26:23 »
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
I will have to sleep with one eye open tonight ::)

Oh no not again ;D
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #13 on: 21 May 2008, 02:49:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Hung throw sickie.....
« Reply #14 on: 21 May 2008, 10:26:09 »
brilliant debs but i dont have a boss as dont work ;D ;D ;D ;D
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