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Re: OOF Outage
« Reply #30 on: 12 July 2013, 09:32:42 »
I must admit, I never knew hamster flatulence could be so lethal.

I know he was only trying to keep the forum up, but feeding the poor thing that left over Naga Chicken seems to have been the last straw. :(
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« Reply #31 on: 12 July 2013, 10:17:03 »
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« Reply #32 on: 12 July 2013, 11:30:32 »
I hope he hasn't taken my tongue in cheak bug killer sugestion, of a petrol powered flame thrower, too seriously? :D

Although I'm sure any reference to a dump truck will cheer him up. ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 12 July 2013, 12:17:09 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 12 July 2013, 11:30:32
I hope he hasn't taken my tongue in cheak bug killer sugestion, of a petrol powered flame thrower, too seriously? :D

Although I'm sure any reference to a dump truck will cheer him up. ;D

.. as long as it's a Thwaites with the correct number of cylinders.

Oh, which reminds, me.. Spotted:
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« Reply #34 on: 12 July 2013, 18:12:07 »
Where TB keeps his old non-dipping Miggy rear view mirror above the server, something hung from it was fluttering in the breeze when the cord broke. It dropped into the server, jammed the CPU fan making it overheat and shutdown.  ::)








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« Reply #35 on: 12 July 2013, 18:44:40 »
Oh it's much better worse than that.

You know how he likes to blow stuff up...
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« Reply #36 on: 12 July 2013, 18:54:55 »
Did he fill the dish washer with methane prior to switching it on then ::)

Or was he refilling the aircon with a garden hose whilst puffing a crafty reefer ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 12 July 2013, 21:18:57 »
I think the dishwasher was one of the few things he fiddles with that was working
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Re: OOF Outage
« Reply #38 on: 12 July 2013, 22:23:54 »
Sorry for the extended outage yesterday. An incident caused power loss at 6:36am, and the UPS finially died at 7:17am.  When we could get the trips mid afternoon, they would trip within a few minutes.  As soon as the power was stablised, and the earths and neutrals isolated along with live, we were able to bring up OOF again.
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Re: OOF Outage
« Reply #39 on: 12 July 2013, 22:25:07 »
Quote from: Marks Hornby Scape Goat on 12 July 2013, 08:48:49
Thinking of sending him this:


I think I need this chap
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« Reply #40 on: 12 July 2013, 22:29:59 »
 ;D ;D

I know a Spanish electrician that could help.!! :y

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« Reply #41 on: 12 July 2013, 22:30:31 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 July 2013, 22:23:54
Sorry for the extended outage yesterday. An incident caused power loss at 6:36am, and the UPS finially died at 7:17am.  When we could get the trips mid afternoon, they would trip within a few minutes.  As soon as the power was stablised, and the earths and neutrals isolated along with live, we were able to bring up OOF again.

Well done for getting things restored ASAP.  :y

I guess it is something we had better get used to on cold winter windless nights in the future.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #42 on: 12 July 2013, 22:33:02 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 12 July 2013, 22:30:31
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 July 2013, 22:23:54
Sorry for the extended outage yesterday. An incident caused power loss at 6:36am, and the UPS finially died at 7:17am.  When we could get the trips mid afternoon, they would trip within a few minutes.  As soon as the power was stablised, and the earths and neutrals isolated along with live, we were able to bring up OOF again.

Well done for getting things restored ASAP.  :y

I guess it is something we had better get used to on cold winter windless nights in the future.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, at least I wouldn't freeze.
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« Reply #43 on: 12 July 2013, 22:39:05 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 July 2013, 22:33:02
Quote from: Rods2 on 12 July 2013, 22:30:31
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 July 2013, 22:23:54
Sorry for the extended outage yesterday. An incident caused power loss at 6:36am, and the UPS finially died at 7:17am.  When we could get the trips mid afternoon, they would trip within a few minutes.  As soon as the power was stablised, and the earths and neutrals isolated along with live, we were able to bring up OOF again.

Well done for getting things restored ASAP.  :y

I guess it is something we had better get used to on cold winter windless nights in the future.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, at least I wouldn't freeze.

Shorted wire and fire then?  :o :o :o :o

Sounds like my old next door neighbour did the wiring  :-X
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Re: OOF Outage
« Reply #44 on: 12 July 2013, 22:54:40 »
Quote from: Varche on 12 July 2013, 22:29:59
;D ;D

I know a Spanish electrician that could help.!! :y

 :o Trust me -  it's not that bad.  ;)
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