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[amigov6]

"Play date"
(When a kid goes to another's house.)

It's just too pretentious for me....

  I obviously mix in the wrong circles !

Me too, I have never heard of that one.

It must be just a London thing, I suppose. Still hate it.  

Please don't label London with that Plummie Mum saying.

[Nickbat]

If for a moment you forget what day of the week it is & ask:- "is it Tuesday?" some pleb always has to come back with:-"yeah all day"
   That REALLY makes my sh*t itch.

How do you scratch it?

...on second thoughts, forget I asked.  

[CaptainZok]

"Play date"
(When a kid goes to another's house.)

It's just too pretentious for me....

  I obviously mix in the wrong circles !

Me too, I have never heard of that one.

It must be just a London thing, I suppose. Still hate it.  

Please don't label London with that Plummie Mum saying.

I get this image of a three year old with a Filofax trying to find a "window" to do Lego with the kid next door.

[FRE07962128]

..."at this point in time".....and......."at the end of the day"

I agree, yet I find myself saying it.
When Deb's stops watching Road Wars we shall have to ask her for some 'nice' sayings, you know the ones, lots of words that mean nowt. That is what bugs me.

You mean...
"Following your interview in regards to the position of xxxxx I am sorry to inform you [like bloody hell they are!] that you have been unsuccessful.

However, due to the qualitites you display [bullshit!*] we feel sure that you will soon secure the position you are seeking [no they damn well don't!]

All the very best [not genuine!]

Yours sincerely [they are not really!]   "

I have been involved in this type, amongs't others, of bullshit* for much of my business life.

*Even this system is kidding us; every time I enter "bullsxxt", "bullsnaff" appears!!!!!!      

 

[waspy]

Where i live, people call each other Duck & i beeping hate it  
Quack Quack

[Mr Skrunts]

Where i live, people call each other Duck & i beeping hate it  
Quack Quack

You would love Barnsley then

"Eyup Cock"

[waspy]

We have the Eyup bit too;- Eyup me Duck. arrrrrrgh  

[Mr Skrunts]

There is a little village called Kiveton near me and there equivelent is

"Eyup Siri""

I dont even know if I have spelt it right, but have only ever heard arround that area.

[Andy B]

Are there any phrases or replies that bug you? .........

To be fair/honest ...
Absolutely - when they mean YES!
Touch base with you ...
Basically .... at the end of the day!
And all Americanisms  :-?  

[Debs.]

Gangsta-speak!........esp when perpetrated by would-be [size=9](Esturial-English speaking)[/size] thugs in the U.K:

Keep`n it reeeeel!
Da streetz wear it`z at!
Tok too dee`and cos the face ain`t lis`nin!
Ma`weeelz!
Ma`squeeze!
Yo Momma!
What it iz?
Yeh....but....
Lemme axe ya diss?

....and, the ever popular:

"Yoo kant tutch mee, I ain`t dunn nuffin!"

[HolyCount]

I also hate it when kids (generally) use, as the "cure all" definitive response, "innit"

[Richie London]

if we were sitting watching tv and i got up to leave the room, my x would say "where you going" im going for a frigging dump is that ok

 

richie

[Richie London]

i hate being called babe, nothing pisses me off more than that.  

richie

[Kevin Wood]

if we were sitting watching tv and i got up to leave the room, my x would say "where you going" im going for a frigging dump is that ok

 

richie

That's the way. Don't beat around the bush. Tell it like it is. You didn't have to ask, after all.

 

Kevin

[albitz]

hun (as in honey) aks (instead of ask),but most of all,"do you know what speed you were doing,when we followed you for the last 2 miles?"