He picks up his new car today..... 
Luckily, he lives in a low crime area, so it should be safe from any scallies......

Just got back. It is sitting on/taking up my drive. TBH, it's not that much different to drive than my zafira was. Feels a bit more solid but is on a GM platform so feels familiar.
Are you pleased with your ten grand purchase?.....is Mrs STMO and the mutt pleased?
As with any 'new' car, it will take a bit of getting used to, but on the whole, I think I got a good deal.
Only one key......£150 for a key and £50 to program it. Definitely GM based. 
I actually quite like the look of it......in a perverse sort of way.
At slightly less than £10,0000 for what is in effect a brand new car, it has to be good value...... 
Thank you kind sir. But I only paid 10 grand, not 100 
10k for this one.
Guessing similar for the Zafira?
The Astra before it, say 5k?
£25k, in the same amount of time I've owned the same omega. Iirc...?
But lets give you the benefit of the doubt, last say I'm on my second omega. And working worst way, lets say they cost 7k, as I can't actually remember their price. Tbh.
No omega is so unreliable as to justify those figures.