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Chalkysuper7

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Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« on: 25 May 2008, 00:09:33 »
1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2008, 00:25:48 »
What were you thinking?  :-/

I wish you a speedy recovery anyway.

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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2008, 00:27:34 »
Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(

.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(

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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2008, 01:10:15 »
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Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(

.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(

Kevin
speaking from experience?

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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2008, 04:13:26 »
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(

Oooww --oowwww -- ooowwwwwwwwwwwwww   :'(
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2008, 07:16:49 »
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
:o OMG.....what were you thinking, agreeing to that? :o

Hope your sore 'bits & pieces' are back to normal soon. :y
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2008, 07:28:16 »
Oooooooh matey, no need. Advice= allways trust your own judgment & never someone elses, because you're the one with the discomfort now  :'( :'(
Hope your neather regions are better soon  :y :y :y :y
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2008, 11:48:23 »
Sounds like she has a wicked sence of humour.  Maybe it was supposed to be PAIN followed by PLEASURE.   But it sounds like there was far too much PAIN to enjoy any [size=8]Pleasure[/size] ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2008, 12:01:43 »
Oh dear!  Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later?  I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;).  Women never forget you know! ;D ;D

Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2008, 12:07:20 »
a standing p**** has no conscience,and apparently no common sense either  ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2008, 15:36:45 »
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
I don't think I would have admitted that in public, I hope you are back to normal soon.
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2008, 18:01:26 »
why ??

WHY ??

WHY  ??

It's the only thing I can think of ..... [size=20]WHY  ??[/size]

 :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2008, 18:09:23 »
And she's STILL your girlfriend ? :o :o

« Last Edit: 25 May 2008, 18:24:17 by Big_Al »
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2008, 18:30:04 »
That made my eyes water :-?
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2008, 18:52:49 »
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago
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