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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #15 on: 25 May 2008, 19:41:00 »

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Oh dear!  Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later?  I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;).  Women never forget you know! ;D ;D

Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
i thought that was elephants lizzie
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #16 on: 25 May 2008, 20:16:58 »

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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago

Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!

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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #17 on: 25 May 2008, 20:20:54 »

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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago

Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!

 >:(

 :o`Goodness!.....that must`ve been terribly painful; especially-so moving about and walking :o
I trust you`re fully on the mend now?  ;)
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #18 on: 25 May 2008, 21:03:52 »

well all i can say is get the john wayne dvds out so that you can perfect the walk....... ::) ::) ::) and i do hope you win BRITAINS GOT TALENT after going through so much pain just to get the dukes impersonation down to a tee... ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #19 on: 25 May 2008, 21:07:41 »

try immac next time  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #20 on: 25 May 2008, 21:47:00 »

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try immac next time  ;) ;D ;D

Errrrmmm She did thats what burnt my coin purse !!!

Am far from fighting fit yet hahaha ... You live and learn

Hahaha ;D
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Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
« Reply #21 on: 25 May 2008, 22:05:54 »

revenge is a dish best served cold  :y ;D ;D ;D
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