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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.

I trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

[MR MISTER]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.

I trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

Over £100 for a garden hose. You have finally laid to rest any doubts about the extent of your immense wealth.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.
 :)trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

Over £100 for a garden hose. You have finally laid to rest any doubts about the extent of your immense wealth.

I have a good length.

[MR MISTER]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.
 :)trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

Over £100 for a garden hose. You have finally laid to rest any doubts about the extent of your immense wealth.

I have a good length.

Hmmmmm.....your tongue maybe...

[cem_devecioglu]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.

I trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

quality

in last 5 years probably I have spent more than that..  every time we forgot the water open,  it  bursts  from somewhere else and I buy another

[omega3000]

Normally £190  owch  The gardener will love that new bit of kit 

[henryd]

That looks to be a very nice hose Mr Opti,although a trifle long,perhaps you could slip me a length

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That looks to be a very nice hose Mr Opti,although a trifle long,perhaps you could slip me a length

  Only if you happen to be a sexy blonde girl aged between 18 and 25.

[henryd]

That looks to be a very nice hose Mr Opti,although a trifle long,perhaps you could slip me a length

  Only if you happen to be a sexy blonde girl aged between 18 and 25.

Sadly not

[Vamps]

........pissed me off for the final time.

I gave it every possible chance to behave and it let me down each and every time.

I trust that my new best friend will serve me better.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0046REBS0/

Great piece of kit........

We bought one last year, for around that price, and makes life so much simpler.........

[Rods2]

It will take you some time to fill your Olympic sized swimming pool with that. 

[Vamps]

It will take you some time to fill your Olympic sized swimming pool with that. 

No pool....   But handy for pulling it into the house to fill up the temporary fish tank...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Life is too short to be winding up gritty kinked hose.

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

That hose must be gold plated at that price Your Grace!!    Still as already mentioned one has to keep the staff happy! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That hose must be gold plated at that price Your Grace!!    Still as already mentioned one has to keep the staff happy! 

I keep telling everyone that I'm one of the 'piss poor'...........but will they listen?