Educating Yorkshire

[MR MISTER]

It's on again now. Time for my pills.

[MR MISTER]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

[CaptainZok]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Mrs STEMO?

[MR MISTER]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Mrs STEMO?

She is as disgusted as I am. Talk about standards slipping. FFS, this is a good school according to OFSTED.

[Kevin Wood]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Mrs STEMO?

Frequently, at home, I reckon.

[MR MISTER]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Mrs STEMO?

Frequently, at home, I reckon.

Correctamundo, Kevin, old bean. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

[cleggy]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

[cleggy]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

She would make you her Head Boy 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

She would make you her Head Boy 

Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing'

[cleggy]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

She would make you her Head Boy 

Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing'

Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

She would make you her Head Boy 

Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing'

Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked

Can't imagine that happening today.

[cleggy]

"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'.

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of 

Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy.

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh.

She would make you her Head Boy 

Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing'

Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked

Can't imagine that happening today.

That is why we have the problems we have

[MR MISTER]

Will you two stop fantasising about smacking young boys bottoms.