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Engineering help needed.
« on: 28 May 2008, 09:49:40 »
Help, I'm trying to make this, but struggling to follow the plans, anyone got any tips?

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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #1 on: 28 May 2008, 09:56:11 »
Give up :y :y
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #2 on: 28 May 2008, 10:17:53 »
Id give up if I were you, you've got no chance ::)
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #3 on: 28 May 2008, 10:44:04 »
i like that makes you think
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2008, 11:42:42 »
I dunno ... There's many a man over here would quote you,ask what colour you wanted it painted , take a deposit and say he'd call you when it was ready........ ;)
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2008, 14:21:39 »
If you do manage to get it made, watch you don't cross thread those Ambihelical Hexnuts!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #6 on: 28 May 2008, 14:46:12 »
These diagrams a dead easy to read with a few bevvys inside you.   ;D ;D :y
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #7 on: 28 May 2008, 16:37:29 »
What you need is a Möbius belt in a quantum theory flask at absolute zero. It's easy when you have the right tools.  :y
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #8 on: 28 May 2008, 17:07:26 »
it cannot be done because you have a left handed guilbert and sullivan rotating into a right handed bonnie tyler.
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #9 on: 28 May 2008, 19:13:37 »
Sure that an old uncle of mine had a "TRICHOTOMETRIC SUPPORT" when he had some sort of rupture years ago !  
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #10 on: 28 May 2008, 19:22:52 »
Turn the drawing the other way round it should work then :y...it's currently upside down :o
« Last Edit: 28 May 2008, 19:23:04 by mickdundee »
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #11 on: 28 May 2008, 19:29:10 »
You'll never get it done without the locking kit - but be careful you don't end up with it 180o out or it will just sort of sit there and sulk at you.
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #12 on: 28 May 2008, 19:36:02 »
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What you need is a Möbius belt in a quantum theory flask at absolute zero. It's easy when you have the right tools.  :y

There is the theory of the mobius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. where time becomes a loop where time becomes a loop where time ...


sorry cant help with your Jigsaw thingy but it did remind me of the above saying... ;D
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #13 on: 28 May 2008, 19:46:41 »
You can construct the Möbius Strip quite easily from a strip of paper which you twist once before glueing the ends together.

Try this with a flexible tube, instead of a strip, and you can construct the Klein Bottle.  This is mathematically valid, but it can't be realised in 3 dimensions.  

I rather think that's what may be wrong with the climate control on my Omega... :(
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Re: Engineering help needed.
« Reply #14 on: 28 May 2008, 19:52:59 »
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Help, I'm trying to make this, but struggling to follow the plans, anyone got any tips?


  Well i'm not surprised, it's not complete.
 The bracket has no length shown, the part that looks like a wicket has no dimensions at all and what size are the 3 holes, got to be British ::) ;D ;D
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