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Valeting help!
« on: 25 October 2013, 18:50:50 »
Swmbo had 2 trays of eggs on back seat coming home, she had to break hard because of some numbskull , and the eggs shot forward hit her seat and plopped down into the footwell. 48 smashed eggs  ;D, errr... >:(
Anyhow, mopped it up as best I can and trying o get a mobile valeter tomorrow isn't gonna happen so can anyone recommend something that will minimise he damage/smell/stickiness ??
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #1 on: 25 October 2013, 18:52:43 »
Vax?

Or would one of those Rug Doctor machines you can hire from various supermarkets work?
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #2 on: 25 October 2013, 19:14:39 »
a dog.

When I used to carry raw eggs in my pocket (long story, don't ask).
Getting the dogs to clean out the remains worked surprisingly well.

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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #3 on: 25 October 2013, 19:38:25 »
Get off what you can with tissue, then vanish  :y
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #4 on: 25 October 2013, 21:02:55 »
Stick a peg on your nose!

Unless you can shampoo the carpet, seats or whatever came in contact with the egg, you are fooked!
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #5 on: 25 October 2013, 21:11:33 »
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 25 October 2013, 19:38:25
Get off what you can with tissue, then vanish  :y

And what will disappearing achieve ?? is SWMBO that angry ???

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #6 on: 25 October 2013, 22:53:13 »
^^^ ;D ;D ;D, she was a tad on the nutty side earlier, I'm just glad it wasn't yesterday it happened, she had my BMW  :)
Anyway, managed to get a valeter to come out tomorrow so fingers crossed.
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #7 on: 25 October 2013, 23:09:11 »
Blimey I bet that was eggsplosive!!  :o  ;D
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #8 on: 26 October 2013, 14:30:59 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 25 October 2013, 23:09:11
Blimey I bet that was eggsplosive!!  :o  ;D


...don't start. ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #9 on: 26 October 2013, 17:50:31 »
Hope you don,t have to shell out too much. :P. Sorry
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #10 on: 26 October 2013, 17:55:48 »
That's en-oeuf. It's no yolking matter.

but seriously: a dog really would clean it!


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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #11 on: 27 October 2013, 07:31:52 »
The best way to mask the smell of rotten eggs would be to put a kipper in the heater matrix :y
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #12 on: 27 October 2013, 11:31:02 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 27 October 2013, 07:31:52
The best way to mask the smell of rotten eggs would be to put a kipper in the heater matrix :y
Or prawns :y frozen is best, as they defrost the juice oozes every where :-X
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #13 on: 27 October 2013, 14:16:19 »
Steam Cleaner and Hoover at the same time.  :y
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Re: Valeting help!
« Reply #14 on: 28 October 2013, 01:01:39 »
Quote from: bigegg on 25 October 2013, 19:14:39
a dog.

When I used to carry raw eggs in my pocket (long story, don't ask).
Getting the dogs to clean out the remains worked surprisingly well.
Best answer  :y But use the one fromnext door
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