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The EU khazi is coming...
« on: 29 October 2013, 21:53:57 »

The European Commission has engaged in a lengthy effort to define an EU Ecolabel criteria for flushing toilets and urinals, according to documents available online.

http://www.euractiv.com/climate-environment/commission-regulates-flushing-to-news-531374

Nice to see how taxpayers' money is spent. No wonder they keep running out of it.  ::) ::)
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #1 on: 29 October 2013, 22:07:28 »

Maybe they ought to revert to crouching toilets with two foot holes. My recollection of them was they used no water.

France could be used as the "test " country ;D
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #2 on: 29 October 2013, 23:20:23 »

Here we go.. They'll use bu**er all water but every trip a "triple flusher". ::)
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #3 on: 29 October 2013, 23:28:33 »

Maybe we'll have to change to the German style loo where you can inspect your stools before flushing.  ::)  :)
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« Reply #4 on: 29 October 2013, 23:29:41 »

Maybe we'll have to change to the German style loo where you can inspect your stools before flushing.  ::)  :)

Ahh. Dump and admire!  :o
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« Reply #5 on: 29 October 2013, 23:35:25 »

Maybe we'll have to change to the German style loo where you can inspect your stools before flushing.  ::)  :)

Ahh. Dump and admire!  :o

Just stand to one side before flushing in case your 'load' over shoots!  ;D
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2013, 01:11:56 »

And what diet do they use for the standardised testing, Northern European or Mediterranean.  ::)

Very compatible with our regulations, the EU regulations specify the main flush must be 6l or more, while UK ones must be less than 6l, so thats going to work.  :o :o :o :o

Still it is good to see, that at last they are cutting out the middle man like Greek and Italian Olive growers, motorways from and to nowhere and unused civil airports and literally flushing the EU budget straight down the drain, it must be good for EU bureaucrat productivity.  >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2013, 10:30:22 »

Maybe we'll have to change to the German style loo where you can inspect your stools before flushing.  ::)  :)

Ahh. Dump and admire!  :o

With my condition they are very useful :-[ unlike the US ones which disappear before you have had the chance to stand up and inspect :(
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« Reply #8 on: 30 October 2013, 11:05:24 »

Tryed those standy uppeee ones,keep hoping not going dump it back in ya skids.
bloody uncoth foreign contraptions,got them everywhere in the foreign,and now a lot of places over here are getting them. >:(
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Re: The EU khazi is coming...
« Reply #9 on: 30 October 2013, 11:20:26 »

Tryed those standy uppeee ones,keep hoping not going dump it back in ya skids.
bloody uncoth foreign contraptions,got them everywhere in the foreign,and now a lot of places over here are getting them. >:(
They're in Morrisons in Bradford. ;D
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