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Unbelievable ...
« on: 11 November 2013, 12:47:21 »
Check the date ?? is it April 1st ?? Nope .....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784

No .. just NO ...
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2013, 12:52:27 »
That is enough to give him piles sitting on a cold surface. :o :o

Have they found the Pussy Riot prisoner that went missing in transit?
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2013, 13:12:24 »
He's got balls to do something like that!  :o
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2013, 13:18:01 »
Quote from: Varche on 11 November 2013, 12:52:27
That is enough to give him piles sitting on a cold surface. :o :o

Have they found the Pussy Riot prisoner that went missing in transit?

Not sure the chalfonts would be my first concern in his position, TBH. ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2013, 14:10:13 »
My eyes are watering just thinking about that. I might do a Van Gogh if I felt the situation was desperate enough, but fick that. ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #5 on: 11 November 2013, 14:13:24 »
Oh....and I reckon he put the nail through his scrotum, not through his bollack as is suggested.
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #6 on: 11 November 2013, 14:15:28 »
Hmmmm....I'm starting to warm to this...people have their scrotums pierced.....no big deal.... ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #7 on: 11 November 2013, 14:19:24 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 November 2013, 14:15:28
Hmmmm....I'm starting to warm to this...people have their scrotums pierced.....no big deal.... ;D

Go and nail your scrotum to the steps of Wakefield Town Hall then.....  ;D

Let us know how it goes!!  ::)  ;)
« Last Edit: 11 November 2013, 14:22:15 by Sir Tigger »
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #8 on: 11 November 2013, 15:07:48 »
" . . . . . . and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest."


Believe it or not, there are people out there who would do that . . . because they LIKE it, not as a protest  :o

 . . . . . seriously
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #9 on: 11 November 2013, 15:13:18 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 November 2013, 14:13:24
Oh....and I reckon he put the nail through his scrotum, not through his bollack as is suggested.


Yeah......What a wimp. ;D ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #10 on: 11 November 2013, 16:06:00 »
Ouch!!!   :o wonder how much vodka he had before plucking up the courage  ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #11 on: 11 November 2013, 16:14:41 »
Quote from: cam2502 on 11 November 2013, 16:06:00
Ouch!!!   :o wonder how much vodka he had before plucking up the courage  ;D

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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #12 on: 11 November 2013, 16:58:38 »
Slipping with the hammer while banging in the nail doesn't bare thinking about.  :o :o :o :o :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #13 on: 11 November 2013, 17:52:36 »
The guy is obviously two scotch eggs short of a picnic! ;D
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Re: Unbelievable ...
« Reply #14 on: 11 November 2013, 17:55:50 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 11 November 2013, 17:52:36
The guy is obviously two scotch eggs short ............ ;D
Fixed. ;D
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