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[MR MISTER]

She is beautiful and sexy and can knock up a good scran, therefore, can do no wrong. I hope the personal assistants get twenty years.

[biggriffin]

I will take her in,and look after her, the fact she can knock up a decent meal has nothing to do with it
the fact she is well fit might have

[MR MISTER]

I will take her in,and look after her, the fact she can knock up a decent meal has nothing to do with it
the fact she is well fit might have

You leave her alone, you dirty swine.
Keep your big griffin away from her 

[biggriffin]

Well mrs griffin liked the idea of a cheap Romanian,to help out,looks like nigela might be available, don't need to worry about papers or a cv, whan't to know when she can start.

[omega3000]

Yummy mummy  Nigella was always innocent 

[biggriffin]

Yummy mummy  Nigella was always innocent 

still is,

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She is beautiful and sexy and can knock up a good scran, therefore, can do no wrong. I hope the personal assistants get twenty years.

.....and her dad has the looks of a Greek God, too.

[MR MISTER]

She is beautiful and sexy and can knock up a good scran, therefore, can do no wrong. I hope the personal assistants get twenty years.

.....and her dad has the looks of a Greek God, too.

Which one? God, not dad.

[bigegg]

Which God?

bacchus:

[Kevin Wood]

I would imagine Nigella will be OK. Hard to imagine how you could come out of that particular popularity contest in 2nd place.

[Webby the Bear]

To be fair, Charles Saatchi probably isn't the first bloke who's said that he wants to destroy Nigella Lawson. 

[omega3000]

She's lost a bit of weight  Still looks yummy 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Always thought she was a fool to go near Saatchi anyway, very dodgy character (what do you expect from an Iraqi)

Still, if she needs a shoulder to cry on or is in need of any service work....

[omega3000]

 

[05omegav6]

Hmmm, tastes like strawberry cream somthered in chocolate....





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