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[Rods2]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

[Big_Al]

Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! 

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint.

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?   

[Vamps]

Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! 

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint.

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?   

Only when your Friday is on a Friday.........

[Big_Al]

Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! 

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint.

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?   

Only when your Friday is on a Friday.........

Now this is interesting  . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ?  . . . she said it's THURSDAY   

[Vamps]

Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! 

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint.

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?   

Only when your Friday is on a Friday.........

Now this is interesting  . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ?  . . . she said it's THURSDAY   

There is always one......

[Sir Tigger KC]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

[Vamps]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

 

[chrisgixer]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish? 

[Vamps]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish?

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food...........

[chrisgixer]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish?

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food...........

Gay!

[Vamps]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish?

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food...........

Gay!

 

[Andy B]

Its bloody Wednesday 

No! Its Friday. Ya nutter

It's Monday tomorrow, so that makes it Sunday night! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish? 

How did you know that I'd had fish for tea???      Lovely it was though and washed down by a couple of cold beers!!! 

[Kevin Wood]

Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ 



And then beat a hasty retreat. 

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! 

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure

Bloody Fish?

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food...........

Gay!

Indeed. Mess about for hours catching a poxy fish with about 23g of meat on it and millions of bones. Did I mention it'll taste rank?

Sod that. Find cow. Wipe its' @rse. Slaughter it (optional) . Place in the vicinity of a naked flame for a few seconds....

Kinda hard to poach one, unless it's fully consenting, admittedly.

[chrisgixer]

Yep, pull horns, wipe Arse.  Serve.