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[HolyCount]

Just saw an advert for Bravissimo underwear for the better endowed woman ...... one of the ladies says, now that she wears a Bravissimo bra she can run for the bus.

So I am off to get myself a Bravissimo bra so that I can run for the bus too  

[theowletman]

Just saw an advert for Bravissimo underwear for the better endowed woman ...... one of the ladies says, now that she wears a Bravissimo bra she can run for the bus.

So I am off to get myself a Bravissimo bra so that I can run for the bus too  

Is there something wrong with the Mig then?

[Debs.]

I remember in my 'yoof' another wonder product: which offered me the chance to "ride a bike, play tennis and swim".......despite frequent monthly useage, it didn`t work; I still can`t play tennis!

[robbo299]

two out of three aint bad... you women are never satisfied!

[Vamps]

 

[Richie London]

i remember wearing 10 hole doc martins, red tag levis level with top of boots braces and white ben sherman. i still wear ben shermans shirts but with boot cut jeans now with a pair of calvin klien darren boots

and i hardly ever wear socks the same colour. always a blue and a black sock

[HolyCount]

I remember in my 'yoof' another wonder product: which offered me the chance to "ride a bike, play tennis and swim".......despite frequent monthly useage, it didn`t work; I still can`t play tennis!

I remember a similar advert that allowed you to jump out of planes ( attached to a 'chute, of course).  Now, I am an ad man's dream, so I thought I would try it. Talk about making my eyes water !!!!

'Course, I am not that gullible, so I thought I'd try it off a high wall first ......... when they took me to hospital I thought "I am not going to let them think I am easily led by advertising lies" ... so I told them the wife had left it on the sofa and I had sat on it !!!!

Think about it !!!!!

[Debs.]

  .....A & E bods have seen (and extracted) it all!

[Mr Skrunts]

.....A & E bods have seen (and extracted) it all!

PMSL

An ex of mine used to be a Nurse, and her sister was as well.  One day they were talking about this lad who had come in to A+E with one of those twisty glass coke bottles in a bag.

Well it took them ages to find out what the problem was...........  it seemed he had been experimenting with the coke bottle.

Well A + E checked the bottle and they could find any damage to the bottle, there were to chips to the glass . . . . .  well the lad finally admitted.  He had lost the lid.

You can work the rest out