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[cam2502]

From an Asian gentleman claiming to be from Microsoft and saying my computer was about to go berserk unless I got him to fix it straight away. Played along for a short time, he's asking me to switch on the computer.

" can you just stay on the line until I finish masturbating?" I ask
" oh, oh sir.. That is very rude!"
" aye, so is trying to rip me off you ...( insert abuse here) !!

[Kevin Wood]

 

[AndyRoid]

My personal best for wasting their time is 17 minutes before declaring I was running Ubuntu.

[Webby the Bear]

From an Asian gentleman claiming to be from Microsoft and saying my computer was about to go berserk unless I got him to fix it straight away. Played along for a short time, he's asking me to switch on the computer.

" can you just stay on the line until I finish masturbating?" I ask
" oh, oh sir.. That is very rude!"
" aye, so is trying to rip me off you ...( insert abuse here) !!

hahahahahaha im still chuckling at that hahahahaha

[05omegav6]

That's the way to do it

[2boxerdogs]

Had the call last week, he asked me to sit on my computer, I then told him I had sat on it as  asked & it had fallen on the floor, he sounded rather suprised .. I advised him to brush up on the Queens English before he tries to rip people off & then told him to f**k off..