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[oilman]

Hi all,

The team at Opie Oils would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year! With thanks for your valued business and support during 2013.

Here are our Opening Times:
Monday 23 December: Open as normal
Christmas Eve: Open till 2 (Normal dispatch and delivery)
Christmas Day: Closed (No dispatch and delivery)
Boxing day: Closed (No dispatch and delivery)
27 till 31: Open as normal (Normal dispatch and delivery)
New Years Day Closed (No dispatch and delivery)
2 January onwards Open as normal (Normal dispatch and delivery)

One more thing... Keep an eye on your emails for a offer that can not be missed. If you don't receive our emails, you can sign up to them by joining our mailing list at the link below.

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As always, our expert advice is free, If you need help you can call us Monday - Friday 8:30am to 5:30pm on 01209 202944, email us at sales@opieoils.co.uk, or just ask here.

Merry Christmas and Happy new year from the team at Opie Oils

[dad1uk]

And the same back

[Sir Tigger KC]

Happy Christmas to you all too!! I hope you all get nicely lubricated!!! 

[MR MISTER]

Happy Christmas to you all too!! I hope you all get nicely lubricated!!! 

Oh I say, Tigger, that was almost funny.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Christmas to you all too!! I hope you all get nicely lubricated!!! 

Oh I say, Tigger, that was almost funny.

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

[ozzycat]

mery christmas to you all

[Vamps]

Happy Christmas to you all too!! I hope you all get nicely lubricated!!! 

Oh I say, Tigger, that was almost funny.

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

Those were the very  words Mrs Opti, said, with an emphasis on the quick.......

[Sir Tigger KC]

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

Perhaps the lads at Opie Oils can recommend a suitable lubricant for you Opti, if you can't get 'em lubed up naturally!! 

[Vamps]

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

Perhaps the lads at Opie Oils can recommend a suitable lubricant for you Opti, if you can't get 'em lubed up naturally!! 

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

Perhaps the lads at Opie Oils can recommend a suitable lubricant for you Opti, if you can't get 'em lubed up naturally!! 

 


I've no need to (manually) get 'em lubed, Sir Tig.

One look from me and it's job done.

I do have a way with women......

[Sir Tigger KC]

In my experience it's women who need lubrication the most.

Nothing worse than a bone dry pussy when you fancy a quick leg over.

Perhaps the lads at Opie Oils can recommend a suitable lubricant for you Opti, if you can't get 'em lubed up naturally!! 

 


I've no need to (manually) get 'em lubed, Sir Tig.

One look from me and it's job done.

I do have a way with women......

I'm sure you do Opti!    One look at your fat wallet and it's like Niagara Falls!!     

[oilman]

Hi all,

The team at Opie Oils would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year! With thanks for your valued business and support during 2013.

Here are our Opening Times:
31st - Open as normal (Normal dispatch and delivery)
New Years Day - Closed (No dispatch and delivery)
2nd January onwards - Open as normal (Normal dispatch and delivery)

As always, our expert advice is free, If you need help you can call us Monday - Friday 8:30am to 5:30pm on 01209 202944, email us at sales@opieoils.co.uk, or just ask here.

Happy new year from the team at Opie Oils