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[Entwood]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

Never ask a question, or make a threat, you cannot actually cope with the answer to ....   

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

No woman will take that situation forever, so I will tell you in secret, and I will say it only once; treat a girl as something second or third, or worse, to cars, their parts, and tools and they will walk if they have somewhere to walk to!

[chrisgixer]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

No woman will take that situation forever, so I will tell you in secret, and I will say it only once; treat a girl as something second or third, or worse, to cars, their parts, and tools and they will walk if they have somewhere to walk to!

Hmmm, are you sure? £300 sure?

[cem_devecioglu]

...how many women do you know are lucky enough to have such wonder in their kitchens...




Lucky girl...

when I first see this 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

  Do all the knives, forks and spoons fit in the spanner racks in the draws
Keith B

Oh my. I (for some reason) have some spare drawer liners and a slightly unkempt toolbox...

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I think I'mm quite lucky living by myself, my toolbox (though not quite as tall as TBs), lives permanently in the kitchen, and the woman in my life approves...

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

No woman will take that situation forever, so I will tell you in secret, and I will say it only once; treat a girl as something second or third, or worse, to cars, their parts, and tools and they will walk if they have somewhere to walk to!

Hmmm, are you sure? £300 sure?

No, as it will take £2k worth of tools, bits of engines, or even a complete one or two, and importantly a stubborn, arrogant and uncaring bastard!

[Andy B]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

No woman will take that situation forever, so I will tell you in secret, and I will say it only once; treat a girl as something second or third, or worse, to cars, their parts, and tools and they will walk if they have somewhere to walk to!

Hmmm, are you sure? £300 sure?

No, as it will take £2k worth of tools, bits of engines, or even a complete one or two, and importantly a stubborn, arrogant and uncaring bastard!

Sounds quite achievable then ....... 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Poor Cow

I know someone else who's kitchen looked like that. His wife walked out on him literaly, going out of the front door and never came back, the clever girl!

Woo. Does that really work?

Noted. 

 

It can't do  ........ surely it couldn't be that easy!   

In the case I quote it was the woman first saying "either the tools and parts go from my kitchen, or I go from the house"  Her husband retorted with "you go then!"  She did!!

Now if you could guarantee that Lizzie, you'd be on to a winner.

No woman will take that situation forever, so I will tell you in secret, and I will say it only once; treat a girl as something second or third, or worse, to cars, their parts, and tools and they will walk if they have somewhere to walk to!

Hmmm, are you sure? £300 sure?

No, as it will take £2k worth of tools, bits of engines, or even a complete one or two, and importantly a stubborn, arrogant and uncaring bastard!

Sounds quite achievable then ....... 

Yep!!  

[chrisgixer]

Mmmmwell, Lizzie might have a point Andy. Its a bit excessive for just a tin opener. I suppose.

Maybe just the little red one on top then...?