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[Crazycarzowner]

Apparently  My delivery came today & I signed for it!!!  Yeah right, I don't think so, been on shift since 7am and only got in at 6pm. "Oh no Mr Jasonm, we've delivered it, you've actually signed for it" Like to see their faces when I go in on Monday to look at my signature and show them one of mine on MY official card 

[martin42]

Will that be in uniform officer lol

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I'd love to be there as we'll to see their faces...........and tell them the CID have been informed!    

[05omegav6]

Will that be in uniform officer lol

Should be... would love to see the look on the Drivers face when he walks in to the office tinkers...

[Crazycarzowner]

Whoever has got it will be very unimpressed - 1 pair of Guinness slippers size 12, one battery operated pepper mill & 3 pairs of thermal-line socks!   

[Andy B]

I'm off on Mon ....... Can I come with you? 

[Crazycarzowner]

Think I'll sell tickets 

[MR MISTER]

If you promise to get your truncheon out, I'll be along.

[Crazycarzowner]

Steady on STEMO, you're blood pressure will go haywire again!!! 

[kevinp58]

Ha ha ha FAIL  love to be there too

[chrisgixer]

Sure its not with a neighbour or hidden outside the house somewhere...?

They are supposed to put a card through the door, but often don't.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yodel are a joke.

I checked out their customer reviews once. From something like 5000 reviews they ended up with 1.2 out of 5.

[MR MISTER]

Yodel are a joke.

I checked out their customer reviews once. From something like 5000 reviews they ended up with 1.2 out of 5.

Yet large companies like Amazon continue to use them, and others of their ilk.

[Gaffers]

I have never had an issue with Yodel.  Shitty link however have a 100% failure rate.  The last time they apparently left 2 cards after trying my address twice.  Not only was that bullshit as we had no card but the manager smugly showed me the gps location they visited and a photo of the house.  The house had a gabel front, mine doesn't, andthe gps was on a road which has no similarity with mine in terms of name plus it was in the wrong postcode entirely.   

The look on the smug gits face when I told him. .....

[05omegav6]

Yodel are a joke.

I checked out their customer reviews once. From something like 5000 reviews they ended up with 1.2 out of 5.

Yet large companies like Amazon continue to use them, and others of their ilk.

Because they're cheap... although they're cheap because they're crap. Have watched one of their drivers pull up outside the house, write a Sorry card, get out, pop it in the letter box, get back in the van and drive off, all before I could get downstairs to ask why he was so retarded

Onanist made no attempt to either press the door bell, (which incidentally is next to the letter box), or to get the 2kg package out of the van. Car was clearly on the drive, as I was in. Took them nearly a week to redeliver the package

Shitty link aren't much better...