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chrisgixer

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Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« on: 23 January 2014, 21:11:38 »
...according to the Dr. Very common apparently  :'(

Simon (COC*) Cowel
Jason (FAKORF) Gardener (you CA**)
Jeromy (KKK ech aaaah jeeesh) Kyle (twitching, rage, clenched fists)

And the worst one Piers (Waaaaaa no better not I'll be cursing all night and summat will get broken)

Its a very distressing condition for family members, me Mum was down last weekend and was most unimpressed, not to mention shocked. Although the condition was surprisingly bad then for some reason.

Please help if you know a cure or something to ease the condition. Oddly, Kylie Minogue on The Voice, seems to have a very calming effect, although Mrs Gixer becomes somewhat agitated during these episodes. :(

Any advice great fully received.

Yours distressed,

Chrisgixer  :'(
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #1 on: 23 January 2014, 21:34:21 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 23 January 2014, 21:11:38
...according to the Dr. Very common apparently  :'(

Simon (COC*) Cowel
Jason (FAKORF) Gardener (you CA**)
Jeromy (KKK ech aaaah jeeesh) Kyle (twitching, rage, clenched fists)

And the worst one Piers (Waaaaaa no better not I'll be cursing all night and summat will get broken)

Its a very distressing condition for family members, me Mum was down last weekend and was most unimpressed, not to mention shocked. Although the condition was surprisingly bad then for some reason.

Please help if you know a cure or something to ease the condition. Oddly, Kylie Minogue on The Voice, seems to have a very calming effect, although Mrs Gixer becomes somewhat agitated during these episodes. :(

Any advice great fully received.

Yours distressed,

Chrisgixer  :'(

Easy solution ....  press the O. F. F. button ....     :)
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chrisgixer

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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #2 on: 23 January 2014, 21:41:38 »
Quote from: Entwood on 23 January 2014, 21:34:21
Quote from: chrisgixer on 23 January 2014, 21:11:38
...according to the Dr. Very common apparently  :'(

Simon (COC*) Cowel
Jason (FAKORF) Gardener (you CA**)
Jeromy (KKK ech aaaah jeeesh) Kyle (twitching, rage, clenched fists)

And the worst one Piers (Waaaaaa no better not I'll be cursing all night and summat will get broken)

Its a very distressing condition for family members, me Mum was down last weekend and was most unimpressed, not to mention shocked. Although the condition was surprisingly bad then for some reason.

Please help if you know a cure or something to ease the condition. Oddly, Kylie Minogue on The Voice, seems to have a very calming effect, although Mrs Gixer becomes somewhat agitated during these episodes. :(

Any advice great fully received.

Yours distressed,

Chrisgixer  :'(

Easy solution ....  press the O. F. F. button ....     :)

I hide the remote. But even so... :(
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #3 on: 23 January 2014, 21:51:58 »
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #4 on: 23 January 2014, 21:58:54 »
Your not helping Digger :(
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #5 on: 23 January 2014, 22:03:42 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 23 January 2014, 21:51:58
What about this guy?  :-\

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

That caused an outburst from me, in front of Miss Vamps...... :-[ :-[ :-X And she agreed!!!!!...... :D :D :D
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #6 on: 23 January 2014, 22:09:31 »
That's why I asked him, all in the name of research you know.  ::)

Don't think it was appreciated though....  :-\
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #7 on: 23 January 2014, 22:22:55 »
Quote from: Vamps on 23 January 2014, 22:03:42
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 23 January 2014, 21:51:58
What about this guy?  :-\

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

That caused an outburst from me, in front of Miss Vamps...... :-[ :-[ :-X And she agreed!!!!!...... :D :D :D

;D ;D

Sorry shouldn't laugh. Sorry to hear your afflicted as well Vamps. :(
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #8 on: 24 January 2014, 09:15:43 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 23 January 2014, 21:11:38
...according to the Dr. Very common apparently  :'(

Simon (COC*) Cowel
Jason (FAKORF) Gardener (you CA**)
Jeromy (KKK ech aaaah jeeesh) Kyle (twitching, rage, clenched fists)

And the worst one Piers (Waaaaaa no better not I'll be cursing all night and summat will get broken)

Its a very distressing condition for family members, me Mum was down last weekend and was most unimpressed, not to mention shocked. Although the condition was surprisingly bad then for some reason.

Please help if you know a cure or something to ease the condition. Oddly, Kylie Minogue on The Voice, seems to have a very calming effect, although Mrs Gixer becomes somewhat agitated during these episodes. :(


Vanessa Feltz does it to me . . . . Grrrrr

With Fiona Bruce as my calming effect !

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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #9 on: 24 January 2014, 09:53:07 »
Is she on Radio 2 in the mornings? Found meself swearing In the car at 5.30am, just me on the roads.

Then realised there was some gobby bint on the radio after a traffic report. iPod went on. Fixed. :)
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #10 on: 24 January 2014, 14:17:02 »
Seems to be a flawed diagnosis.

Radio news headline
 "wages have actually risen in the last year in realistic terms" ...**** *** have they! >:(
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #11 on: 25 January 2014, 11:14:03 »
It seems that various things can induce Tourette's syndrome, including social media.  ::)

Have you considered OOF induced Tourette's?  ???  You do seem to get quite excited when certain things like tyres and suspension are discussed.  :-\  ;)  :)
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #12 on: 25 January 2014, 11:48:31 »
Daily Fail XXXX'S doesn't help
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #13 on: 25 January 2014, 11:49:14 »
Maybe it's just bull shit based. :-\
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Re: Celebrity induced Tourette's... (some swearing, apologies in advance)
« Reply #14 on: 25 January 2014, 13:43:30 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 23 January 2014, 21:11:38
Please help if you know a cure or something to ease the condition.
Chrisgixer  :'(

To bypass the OOF Swear Monitor, hit 'Alt + F4' just before hitting the Post Button, that sometimes helps.  :y
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