I was sitting playing with my iPad on my lap at about 7:30 when I got a really bad pain across my chest. It then went to my (right) shoulder, neck and jaw. I won't kid you, I shit myself, I could hardly breathe. Mrs called an ambulance and the first responder was here in a bout ten minutes. Wired me up and gave me aspirin and painkillers. Ambulance came about twenty minutes later and took me to hospital.
More wires and a blood test, and told to sit in the waiting room, so I thought it couldn't be too bad. After an hour of trying to read the subtitles on the telly from twenty yards they took me for a chest X-ray and then another waiting room, minus telly, but complete with beat-up drunk who wouldn't shut up.
Then I was told I'd have to stay the night, when they found a bed....shit. Next was an injection into my stomach to thin my blood, then back to waiting room.
It's now midnight and I'm getting royally pissed off. Tuesday night, comparatively quiet, yet no beds.
Now the stupid bit.....I waited until about quarter to one and made a break for it. Stood outside in the pissing rain in just a jumper waiting for a cab, hiding like a prison escapee in case they came to get me. They didn't and I got home about 1:30. Missus was surprised

Anyway....feel ok'ish today........been out with the dog....so you don't get rid of me that eas..................gasp.......
