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[cam2502]

Sitting watching The Italian Job this morning, and Caines just delivered his brilliant line ...." you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

What's some of your favourite lines from the movies?

[chrisgixer]

Any from Snatch or Lock stock.

Open him up? What d'ya mean, open him! It's not a F***ing can of baked beans!

Do ye like degs?

Periwinkle blue

What do I want the caravan fer, it's got no f***in wheels.

Etc, I could go on...

[TheBoy]

For one liners, some of the cheesy Arnie films. Commando in particular is full of them.

As gixer implies, Vinnie Jones' films have some great one liners and comebacks.

I'd have to admit to using some of the quotes out of Apollo 13 at work, when we've been backed in a corner, either to inspire my guys, or to push mgmt back to give my guys chance to work.

[Rog]

"You see, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops"

From - The Hunt For Red October.

One of the truest quotes ever IMO

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

For one liners, some of the cheesy Arnie films. Commando in particular is full of them.

As gixer implies, Vinnie Jones' films have some great one liners and comebacks.

I'd have to admit to using some of the quotes out of Apollo 13 at work, when we've been backed in a corner, either to inspire my guys, or to push mgmt back to give my guys chance to work.

Jesus Christ.......Guess again. I can remember the line but can't recall the film. ....except that it wasn't Total Recall.

[chrisgixer]

"You see, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops"

From - The Hunt For Red October.

One of the truest quotes ever IMO

Yes, how could I forget that one. Good film, or at least that's my memory of it.

[05omegav6]

Name the film(s)...

1."Where do you think we would be now if Tina had said to Ike," Hit me again and put a steak on it..."?"

2."So you're brother DJs are you?"
"Er... yeah..."
"What beats you got? What tunes you into?"
"Er..."
"House or Garage?"
"Er... House?"
"Acid House or Pumping House?"
"Er... Pumping House?"
"Sash or Chicane?"
"Ha... Sash!"
"Ha ha ha, boys, these blaggers are pants..."

3."... is my Brother. I love you."
"I know."

[05omegav6]

"Careful you clumsy idiot! Thems tunes ain'ts baggage..."

[bigegg]

Aliens:
"I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

"Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you? "

"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"

"We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "

"Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.
[cocks pump-action shotgun]
Frost: I heard *that.* "

Although I do have a certain affection for the Yahoo Serious film: "Young Einstein":

"Prostitute: What have you got in your pocket big boy?
Albert: It's a compass"

"Now all I have to do is split this atom... where did I put that chisel?"

"[Prostitute and hotel receptionist arguing]
"ask him" - "no, you ask -go on"
Prostitute:"Albert... How come Newton's theory doesn't account for Galileo's law?"
Albert: With a multitude of different simultaneities within the universe how can any gravitational effect be suddenly everywhere at the same time.
Hotel receptionist "See - told you"

[Varche]

Arnie

"Give me tha adress"

"We are going to need a bigger boat@     Jaws

[Sir Tigger KC]

" Stop chucking those bloody spears..... at me! "  Micheal Caine - Zulu 

Although I've a feeling he never said it and it's an urban myth.  Still funny though!! 

[cam2502]

I know what your thinking... Did he fire 6 shots orrrr only 5
To tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost count myself...
But this being a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head cleeean off you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya? Punk.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Alien.

It  has a great defence mechanism. You don't dare kill it.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

"NUTS!!"

As from the film "Battle of the Bulge", and a true story of when Gen. Anthony Clement McAuliffe, commanding the U.S. Army’s beleaguered and surrounded 101st Airborne Division during World War II’s Battle of the Bulge, received a German surrender ultimatum to which he replied "Nuts!",  and became a lasting symbol of American courage and determination under fire.

[SIR Philbutt]

Three from mini me out his fav film at the moment

Weelees woger

Weelees woderwick the wobber

Biguss dikuss