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[Stemo]

I expected better from Vamps, I must admit Perhaps the smell of wee has drifted across the Pennines like a warm intoxicating mist

By way of compromise Vamps,

http://www.govauxhall.co.uk/offers/hot-shot-delivery-mileage/insignia-exclusiv.aspx

Not sure about auto or not, but some choice of colour Selling like hotcakes though...

As I've said before, the smell of wee jibe is what drove our founder members from VxON. I would have thought a lesson may have been learned but, apparently not.
So, just to put the record straight, in the eyes of the rest of the motoring community, it's omegas that stink of piss.

[05omegav6]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

[TheBoy]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

STEMO doesn't smell of wee. His issue is "the other end".

When I had serious manflu, I seriously considered wetting myself, so I nearly stank of piss. But then, I am very old.

[05omegav6]

Old is a relative concept...
37 is old, 43 is not

[05omegav6]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

STEMO doesn't smell of wee. His issue is "the other end".

When I had serious manflu, I seriously considered wetting myself, so I nearly stank of piss. But then, I am very old.

If he hasn't been back to the quack yet, his issues are plentiful, the other end being the least of them

[Sir Tigger KC]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

STEMO doesn't smell of wee. His issue is "the other end".

When I had serious manflu, I seriously considered wetting myself, so I nearly stank of piss. But then, I am very old.

If he hasn't been back to the quack yet, his issues are plentiful, the other end being the least of them

I don't think he did go back..... 

Ah well RIP STEMO 

[Stemo]

Well...I certainly wouldn't ride in an omega taxi, not only would it stink of the previous owners, but there is always the danger of it disintegrating if there are puddles in the road. Imagine being in a hurry, and the driver keeps stopping to pick up bits of omega.

"The price of cheese, sir? Terrible. Oops, won't be a minute, sir. Third runway? Good idea, I think. There goes another sill cover, shan't be a moment, sir." 

[Stemo]

"Shit! That's the seventeenth driver that's run up my rear end this month".

We'll, if you keep stopping to pick up bits of car.........

[Stemo]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

Why would my doctor tell me that? He doesn't drive a 12 year old bus, I don't think.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

Why would my doctor tell me that? He doesn't drive a 12 year old bus, I don't think.

You don't know, 'cos you won't go and see him!    Numpty!   

[Stemo]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

Why would my doctor tell me that? He doesn't drive a 12 year old bus, I don't think.

You don't know, 'cos you won't go and see him!    Numpty!   

I am perfectly fine, Sir Tig. They did enough tests to know if there was anything wrong. My GP would have been in touch if he needed to see me. I daren't call him out because he may just drive an omega and the poor man would be knackered jumping in and out of his car.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

Why would my doctor tell me that? He doesn't drive a 12 year old bus, I don't think.

You don't know, 'cos you won't go and see him!    Numpty!   

I am perfectly fine, Sir Tig. They did enough tests to know if there was anything wrong. My GP would have been in touch if he needed to see me. I daren't call him out because he may just drive an omega and the poor man would be knackered jumping in and out of his car.

They don't bother with people who do runners and I expect all those test results are in the bin now.... 

[Stemo]

Did the doctor tell you that? Or was it the excuse you gave him

Why would my doctor tell me that? He doesn't drive a 12 year old bus, I don't think.

You don't know, 'cos you won't go and see him!    Numpty!   

I am perfectly fine, Sir Tig. They did enough tests to know if there was anything wrong. My GP would have been in touch if he needed to see me. I daren't call him out because he may just drive an omega and the poor man would be knackered jumping in and out of his car.

They don't bother with people who do runners and I expect all those test results are in the bin now.... 

Ok Dr Tig. Which hospital do you work at again?

[omega3000]

Well...I certainly wouldn't ride in an omega taxi, not only would it stink of the previous owners, but there is always the danger of it disintegrating if there are puddles in the road. Imagine being in a hurry, and the driver keeps stopping to pick up bits of omega.

"The price of cheese, sir? Terrible. Oops, won't be a minute, sir. Third runway? Good idea, I think. There goes another sill cover, shan't be a moment, sir." 

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ok Dr Tig. Which hospital do you work at again?

I don't work at a hospital Uncle STEMO, but I've spent enough time in them during the last 4 years to understand that if you are proactive about your health, then you will get better results from the NHS! 

Just go and get those results.  What are you afraid of?