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Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« on: 03 February 2014, 17:23:22 »
What more can I say?
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2014, 17:25:35 »
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2014, 17:29:24 »
Err. Nice?  :-\

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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2014, 17:38:55 »
he usually carries a range of creams to make the experience less memorable ::)
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #4 on: 03 February 2014, 17:47:08 »
I've had a hell of an ordeal today, and I'm still in pain. There's even a hint of a tear...
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #5 on: 03 February 2014, 18:21:27 »
Chilli pickled eggs again? 
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #6 on: 03 February 2014, 19:50:31 »
Summat i missed  :-\.....didnt notice  ::)
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #7 on: 03 February 2014, 19:55:29 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 February 2014, 17:47:08
I've had a hell of an ordeal today, and I'm still in pain. There's even a hint of a tear...






Is that tear as in water droplets from the eyes or tear as in TD has ripped TB a new one :-\
Isn't the English language a wonderful sustitute for common sense communication! ;D :y
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2014, 19:57:03 »
sex toy up arse :o ::)
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2014, 19:58:18 »
Quote from: hoofing it on 03 February 2014, 19:57:03
sex toy up arse :o ::)

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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #10 on: 05 February 2014, 20:40:44 »
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 03 February 2014, 19:50:31
Summat i missed  :-\.....didnt notice  ::)
I refer the honourable gentleman to his recipe for Mrs TB.  Not sure if that was undigested bits of chilli in my stool, or a bit of blood.
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #11 on: 05 February 2014, 20:53:28 »
WOW... Too much info ;D
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #12 on: 05 February 2014, 21:00:22 »
I can guarantee you the yelp, and the tears, were genuine.

I had another load today, jeez, marinaded, even hotter.
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #13 on: 05 February 2014, 21:57:47 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 05 February 2014, 20:40:44
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 03 February 2014, 19:50:31
Summat i missed  :-\.....didnt notice  ::)
I refer the honourable gentleman to his recipe for Mrs TB.  Not sure if that was undigested bits of chilli in my stool, or a bit of blood.



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taxi Driver has made my 'arris raw
« Reply #14 on: 06 February 2014, 06:26:51 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 05 February 2014, 20:40:44
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 03 February 2014, 19:50:31
Summat i missed  :-\.....didnt notice  ::)
I refer the honourable gentleman to his recipe for Mrs TB.  Not sure if that was undigested bits of chilli in my stool, or a bit of blood.

Ohhh the soup recipe  ;D

How much chilli/garlic/ginger did Mrs TB put in?? I usually put in a teaspoon of each

If it was that hot.....bet you dont have a cold/manflu any more  ;D ;D
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