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PaulW

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Damn Birds!!
« on: 06 June 2008, 16:11:33 »
Why is it...

You clean your car, do a good job, and then decide to Polish it (as its never been done)...

Then while you stand back to admire it once finished, a bird goes and does one gigantic meaty SHIT on the bonnet and windscreen...

  >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #1 on: 06 June 2008, 16:14:00 »
hope she didnt scratch the paintwork with her high heels.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #2 on: 06 June 2008, 16:15:58 »
I duno, but if it was that sorta bird, she can get her ass in that kitchen, and make me some pie!!!
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #3 on: 06 June 2008, 16:52:14 »
I've got the same problem. One tinker, I swear, has a cork rammed up there until the day I decide to wash my car and then Blam!

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« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2008, 16:55:29 »
Thats birds for you paul they are dirty  ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2008, 16:56:24 »
I remember working in Carlisle, it was a hot day and I was walking back to my digs, when a Seagull swooped down and aimed a load at me. If I hadn't taken evasive action it would have been a perfect shot, as it turn out it went down my arm. If only I had a gun >:(
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #6 on: 06 June 2008, 16:57:26 »
They fly around all day on the look out for people waxing there cars so as they can dump on them. Its there idea of a joke!
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #7 on: 06 June 2008, 17:47:13 »
You think they would want to 'perch' somewhere and have a bit of a clear out. But no, they have to do it on the move! The swines just know that if they were on the ground they would get what for!!
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #8 on: 06 June 2008, 19:13:10 »
Bread + Bicarbonate of soda :y

If they stick around long enough you can watch them blow up.






And that bit of advice from an albatross :-/
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« Reply #9 on: 06 June 2008, 19:37:07 »
green cars seem to attract them ,in my experience. :-/
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« Reply #10 on: 06 June 2008, 20:39:22 »
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Bread + Bicarbonate of soda :y

If they stick around long enough you can watch them blow up.


alkazeltza has same results but works much much faster. used to do this down at padstow harbour in the summer when i was a kid. got me into a lot of bother.



And that bit of advice from an albatross :-/
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Re: Damn Birds!!
« Reply #11 on: 06 June 2008, 20:57:16 »
Reminds me of something a few years ago when I made a big mistake. I had been moving some furniture using a roof rack on a Sierra I used to own. It was a very icy morning and I felt sorry for the local bird population, so I got a full loaf of bread and broke it up and threw it out for our feathered friends. About ten minutes later I looked out of the window only to see about eighty Starlings using the roof rack as a communal perch and crapping all over my car roof :o :o :o thats gratitude for you >:(

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