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[Stemo]

Seen a few of these about, nice looking car but, as far as I can tell, they only come in one flavour.......diesel.

[chrisgixer]

Will you ever learn?

[05omegav6]

Will you ever learn?

Apparently not

He's just wet himself on another thread

[Stemo]

Will you ever learn?

Yes. For instance, I don't take a blind bit of notice of a word you say. Now...go and fix your timing belt....chain.....belt...no, chain.

[Stemo]

Will you ever learn?

Apparently not

He's just wet himself on another thread

Oh God. Is Gixer allowed to post without his girlfriend joining in?

[chrisgixer]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

[chrisgixer]

Will you ever learn?

Apparently not

He's just wet himself on another thread

Oh God. Is Gixer allowed to post without his girlfriend joining in?

Jealousy gets you nowhere, big boy. 

[Stemo]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

My cars don't get old enough to need a timing belt or chain, but if they did, I'd know which one it was, I wouldn't need Mark to tell me.

[Stemo]

Will you ever learn?

Apparently not

He's just wet himself on another thread

Oh God. Is Gixer allowed to post without his girlfriend joining in?

Jealousy gets you nowhere, big boy. 

Yeah.....right.

[chrisgixer]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

My cars don't get old enough to need a timing belt or chain, but if they did, I'd know which one it was, I wouldn't need Mark to tell me.

Lies, all lies. Scouser, remember.

[05omegav6]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

Step 1 is Please read the manual

Actually, that's Step 2...

Step 1 is learn to read...

The manual does contain pictures though

[05omegav6]

Besides, you don't keep your cars long enough to even service them

[Stemo]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

Step 1 is Please read the manual

Actually, that's Step 2...

Step 1 is learn to read...

The manual does contain pictures though

Don't know what you're on but......I have the online manual....to tell me how to switch the lights on and stuff. Don't need to lift the bonnet or worry about re-attaching bits of bodywork.

[05omegav6]

Piss and vinegar, piss and vinegar

I should add that, now the poorly designed bits are firmly stuck on, they no longer fall off.

So 

[chrisgixer]

Bonet? Let's start with the basics first. Step one, open bonet.


Niiiiice n easy for you Esta.

Step 1 is Please read the manual

Actually, that's Step 2...

Step 1 is learn to read...

The manual does contain pictures though

Don't know what you're on but......I have the online manual....to tell me how to switch the lights on and stuff. Don't need to lift the bonnet or worry about re-attaching bits of bodywork.

Ok, presumed too much

Step one learn to drive.