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[Mr Skrunts]

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Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

 

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

 

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

 

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

 

Tell him if he wants to come to  Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

 

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

 

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

 

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.......

 

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

 

Problem solved.....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. .

I just did.........         [/size]


Lol,  was sent to me as an email.

[albitz]

skruntie for home secretary

[HerefordElite]

skruntie for home secretary

got my vote too fella  

[Vamps]

skruntie for home secretary

got my vote too fella  

And mine not that I could admit that professionaly, you understand

[caolan_p]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

[Vamps]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

I know it is late and the Whisy has been flowing but I do not understand the connection with our armed forces. Read it again. :-/

Edit, I served in the forces.

[johnnycboy]

I've seen this e-mail before and yes quite to the point and true, read the original thread, but watch out for the pc brigade.  

[caolan_p]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

I know it is late and the Whisy has been flowing but I do not understand the connection with our armed forces. Read it again. :-/

Edit, I served in the forces.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....
the men and women should not be there.. This is one facter way the fule is £1.32.9 .or im i just picking this up worng??

[Vamps]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

I know it is late and the Whisy has been flowing but I do not understand the connection with our armed forces. Read it again. :-/

Edit, I served in the forces.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....
the men and women should not be there.. This is one facter way the fule is £1.32.9 .or im i just picking this up worng??

I think so.

[caolan_p]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

I know it is late and the Whisy has been flowing but I do not understand the connection with our armed forces. Read it again. :-/

Edit, I served in the forces.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....
the men and women should not be there.. This is one facter way the fule is £1.32.9 .or im i just picking this up worng??

I think so.

would you  let me know please,what its ment to be then  

[Vamps]

I think this is a very sad E MAIL,How many young men and woman from the British army are dead and how many millions in Iraq are dead or home less and all for what BIN THE E MAIL.  RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN THIS SO CALLED WAR.

I know it is late and the Whisy has been flowing but I do not understand the connection with our armed forces. Read it again. :-/

Edit, I served in the forces.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....
the men and women should not be there.. This is one facter way the fule is £1.32.9 .or im i just picking this up worng??

I think so.

would you  let me know please,what its ment to be then  

We are not suggesting our troops should be there, I don't know anywone who thinks they should be. he says, bring them home.

[caolan_p]

yes i see that,but way send anyone to war in Iraq?This is my thinking of it :)people of this world only have the max of 80 to 90 years on it pending how you live it,as im sure you know as you were in the army.

[Vamps]

yes i see that,but way send anyone to war in Iraq?This is my thinking of it :)people of this world only have the max of 80 to 90 years on it pending how you live it,as im sure you know as you were in the army.

That is a different question, and not suggested in this thread, and I was in the Navy. nite nite.

[Mr Skrunts]

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It's like a "What If" scenario.

Reversal of roles.


It's like saying take the £15K pay rise off the Mp's for a year and pay that ammount of money to people on beneits for a year.

Take the second home allowance from Mp's and pay it to squatters to live in hotel's for a year.

Take the enertainment allowance off Mp's and use it to feed the homeless for a year.



Then after a year, stop paying the person on Benefits the £15K a year and leave him in a postion to work/earn that money.

Then after a year take the squatters out of the hotels and also tell them they have to pay thier way as there are no more empty buildings to squat in.

Then after a year tackle the homeless and tell them thay will be going into role reversall, they will become the MP's who run the country and they in return will make all the current MP's jobless and homeless.


It's about making a point.

Our troops are serving this country and risking thier lives for peanuts, whilst imigrants are coming to this country to take up free health benifits and service, free housing, grants and money to live on.


It's about making a point.

The point is the government have got it wrong.

They dont look after the people who matter, they only look after thier selve's.    [/size]

[Mr Skrunts]

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Vote Skruntie

A vote for Skruntie is a vote that will make a difference.


If you vote for skruntie I will abolish tax for anyone earning under £50K a year.

I will cap the Mortgage rate at 5.0% forever.

I will make banks pay 10% interest on savings.

Tax on Petrol will be set at 50%

Fags will cost £10 per packet (coz they is killing you)

Take away drive through's will be shut coz they make me fat.

Car Tax will be charged a £1 per CC of the car engine size per yer.

Traffic Wardens would be abolished.

Speed Camera's will become a thing of the past.

The Motorway Speed Limit will be raised to 125 MPH

Lorries and HGV can only travel between Midnight and 8 AM but can use the Motorways up to 70 MPH with in those times.

A fixed 30 Hour working week with out overtime and resulting in Zero unemployent.

Pub Alcohol prices to be halved and supermarket alcohol prices to double, Bring back the Great Brittish Pub

Carrying a knife or gun will be ZERO Tolerance.

Prisons will be built in the Middle of the Atlantic Ocean    [/size]



[size=8]This is of course fictional, it was said as a joke and therefore it is not possible for me as an individual to change the law's of the land.[/size]


All the benfits of the quote (The Prison) below would be removed.

Scroll down .. look at the pictures -- Can you guess what this is:

















It's a new Prison in  UK !
I think I have it all wrong .... think on this .....

Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, keep scrolling down.  
This should make things a little bit clearer.

 

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
 you get more work for good behavior
 
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
 
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
 
@ WORK
They are called managers