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For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« on: 08 March 2014, 17:42:04 »
Today is International Women's Day, so don't forget to get your wife or girlfriend a card and some flowers or chocolates. ::) ::) In many countries it is a public holiday including in Ukraine.
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2014, 17:51:38 »
International what day,  ::)

In Poland theres one day of the year that throw a bucket of water over a Women and get away with it.

With the amount of Polish Girls over here in the UK now, they managed to keep that one bloody quiet.  ;)
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2014, 18:06:56 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 08 March 2014, 17:42:04
Today is International Women's Day, so don't forget to get your wife or girlfriend a card and some flowers or chocolates. ::) ::) In many countries it is a public holiday including in Ukraine.

It should have been yesterday, but she wasn't ready in time.
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2014, 18:44:36 »
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2014, 18:55:32 »
If I bought my old bag any flowers, the response would be "what have you done wrong"

If she wants flowers, she knows where the flourists is.
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2014, 18:58:41 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 08 March 2014, 17:42:04
Today is International Women's Day, so don't forget to get your wife or girlfriend a card and some flowers or chocolates. ::) ::) In many countries it is a public holiday including in Ukraine.

My old lady ain't international, she'd only shagged white English men prior to our shacking up together  ;)
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2014, 20:34:36 »
Gawd bless 'em and all that sail in 'em!!  :y
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #7 on: 08 March 2014, 20:52:51 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 08 March 2014, 18:55:32
If I bought my old bag any flowers, the response would be "what have you done wrong"

If she wants flowers, she knows where the flourists is.

Do I get the impression that your better half never reads this forum ......  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2014, 20:59:57 »
Quote from: Andy B on 08 March 2014, 20:52:51
Quote from: TheBoy on 08 March 2014, 18:55:32
If I bought my old bag any flowers, the response would be "what have you done wrong"

If she wants flowers, she knows where the flourists is.

Do I get the impression that your better half never reads this forum ......  ::)  ::)  ::)
If you do, I apologise for creating such an impression. She does read it sometimes :)
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2014, 09:44:59 »
Quote from: zirk on 08 March 2014, 17:51:38
International what day,  ::)

In Poland theres one day of the year that throw a bucket of water over a Women and get away with it.

With the amount of Polish Girls over here in the UK now, they managed to keep that one bloody quiet.  ;)
More here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-Dyngus
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2014, 16:16:57 »
If i brought my old maid some flowers she would ask who,s funeral was it. ;D
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2014, 16:39:12 »
Quote from: Plomien on 09 March 2014, 09:44:59
Quote from: zirk on 08 March 2014, 17:51:38
International what day,  ::)

In Poland theres one day of the year that throw a bucket of water over a Women and get away with it.

With the amount of Polish Girls over here in the UK now, they managed to keep that one bloody quiet.  ;)
More here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-Dyngus
It is on the Easter Monday but the whipping with pussy willow has stopped in the majority
And pussy willow whiping eh, they kept that quiet as well  ;D

Starting to think these Girls are not as shy as they make out.  ;)
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2014, 19:12:09 »
Quote from: zirk on 09 March 2014, 16:39:12
Quote from: Plomien on 09 March 2014, 09:44:59
Quote from: zirk on 08 March 2014, 17:51:38
International what day,  ::)

In Poland theres one day of the year that throw a bucket of water over a Women and get away with it.

With the amount of Polish Girls over here in the UK now, they managed to keep that one bloody quiet.  ;)
More here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-Dyngus
It is on the Easter Monday but the whipping with pussy willow has stopped in the majority
And pussy willow whiping eh, they kept that quiet as well  ;D

Starting to think these Girls are not as shy as they make out.  ;)

Much shyer than in Austro-Hungary in the 18th and 19th centuries, where they had the highest illegitimate birth rates in Europe.
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #13 on: 10 March 2014, 08:41:36 »
  Dont know if any one has come accross this one yet but friday 14th March is international "Steak and Blowjob day" SWMBO fisrt comment, bet that was invented by a man. Bring it on :) ;D 8) :y
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Re: For those that don't know or have forgotten?
« Reply #14 on: 10 March 2014, 11:15:54 »
Quote from: Keith B on 10 March 2014, 08:41:36
  Dont know if any one has come accross this one yet but friday 14th March is international "Steak and Blowjob day" SWMBO fisrt comment, bet that was invented by a man. Bring it on :) ;D 8) :y
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