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Gay Insignias
« on: 11 March 2014, 20:26:02 »
On my last trip I was taken home from Gatwick in a nice white ex plod Omega Estate. Tomorrow night I have to suffer in an Insignia. What is the world coming to?
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #1 on: 11 March 2014, 20:33:00 »
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #2 on: 11 March 2014, 20:38:38 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.
My mate has a Insignia so i will be extra careful when we play snooker this Friday. ::)
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #3 on: 11 March 2014, 20:45:14 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 11 March 2014, 20:38:38
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.
My mate has a Insignia so i will be extra careful when we play snooker this Friday. ::)
Playing snooker? Mind he doesn't ask you to put a bit of bottom on something. ;D
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #4 on: 11 March 2014, 20:46:36 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.

The gay driver is a bonus
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #5 on: 11 March 2014, 20:48:33 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 11 March 2014, 20:46:36
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.

The gay driver is a bonus
Phil + Al, who'd have thunk it?  :-X
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #6 on: 11 March 2014, 20:50:05 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:45:14
Quote from: ronnyd on 11 March 2014, 20:38:38
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.
My mate has a Insignia so i will be extra careful when we play snooker this Friday. ::)
Playing snooker? Mind he doesn't ask you to put a bit of bottom on something. ;D
He won,t know whether to go for the soft pink or tight brown. :P
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #7 on: 11 March 2014, 20:53:04 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 11 March 2014, 20:50:05
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:45:14
Quote from: ronnyd on 11 March 2014, 20:38:38
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 20:33:00
It's the gay driver I'd be worried about.
My mate has a Insignia so i will be extra careful when we play snooker this Friday. ::)
Playing snooker? Mind he doesn't ask you to put a bit of bottom on something. ;D
He won,t know whether to go for the soft pink or tight brown. :P
He will if he drives an insignia. ;D
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #8 on: 11 March 2014, 20:53:56 »
My wife is with me so no chance
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #9 on: 11 March 2014, 20:55:12 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 11 March 2014, 20:53:56
My wife is with me so no chance
Getting cold feet, are we?
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Martin_1962

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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #10 on: 11 March 2014, 20:55:17 »
A neighbour has one and it is a bit ugly.

Most of the cars near me are ugly and horrible.

As I have told neighbours an Omega with no wheels, no bonnet, full of scrap parts still looks better than most cars on the road
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #11 on: 11 March 2014, 20:55:47 »
Quote from: Martin Imber on 11 March 2014, 20:55:17
A neighbour has one and it is a bit ugly.

Most of the cars near me are ugly and horrible.

As I have told neighbours an Omega with no wheels, no bonnet, full of scrap parts still looks better than most cars on the road
Nah.
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #12 on: 11 March 2014, 21:01:12 »
My wife is ugly so we have compatibility with the car - she also owns an Insignia.
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #13 on: 11 March 2014, 21:03:20 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 11 March 2014, 21:01:12
My wife is ugly so we have compatibility with the car - she also owns an Insignia.
I wonder if Al has a tablet in his car so your good lady could wile away the time by, say, perusing OOF?
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Re: Gay Insignias
« Reply #14 on: 11 March 2014, 21:05:10 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 March 2014, 21:03:20
Quote from: pscocoa on 11 March 2014, 21:01:12
My wife is ugly so we have compatibility with the car - she also owns an Insignia.
I wonder if Al has a tablet in his car so your good lady could wile away the time by, say, perusing OOF?

The best you would get from Al in the tablet stakes is a Rennie....
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