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96 guests!
« on: 17 March 2014, 03:30:54 »
Its 03.30 and 96 guests.
 don't hide come into the light :y
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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2014, 07:19:22 »
Google bots and search engines TB reckons. The software, that we see, doesn't differentiate between users and bots.
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« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2014, 08:08:34 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 17 March 2014, 03:30:54
Its 03.30 and 96 guests.


Oh, I thought you were having an all-night party   ::)
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chrisgixer

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« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2014, 08:35:59 »
What, no bots jokes? I'm disappointed.
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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2014, 09:12:44 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 17 March 2014, 08:35:59
What, no bots jokes? I'm disappointed.

It's a bit early for Uncle STEMO.  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2014, 13:04:22 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 17 March 2014, 09:12:44
Quote from: chrisgixer on 17 March 2014, 08:35:59
What, no bots jokes? I'm disappointed.

It's a bit early for Uncle STEMO.  ;)
Cheeky!  ;D

Did anyone catch that naughty boy Clarkson on the television yesterday evening? Gave young Hammond a stiff measure of Black Dick! Hammond was delighted and cried "Bottoms up!".  ;D
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chrisgixer

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« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2014, 15:51:19 »
It's was "cock" actually. Black cock. ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2014, 15:59:03 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 17 March 2014, 15:51:19
It's was "cock" actually. Black cock. ;D
Ah. Thought you'd know. :y  ;D
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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2014, 16:13:52 »
Should say 96 lurker's  ;D Robots are taking over the world  :(
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chrisgixer

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« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2014, 16:32:26 »
Quote from: STEMO on 17 March 2014, 15:59:03
Quote from: chrisgixer on 17 March 2014, 15:51:19
It's was "cock" actually. Black cock. ;D
Ah. Thought you'd pay attention. :y  ;D

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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #10 on: 17 March 2014, 16:50:22 »
I think the bots should be spanked
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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #11 on: 17 March 2014, 18:54:23 »
To you guys, we choose not to show who are (potentially) human and which are bots.

I fixed a fault in the google submission script last weekend (after having to rewrite it from scratch after the server fault late last year), which may have caused googlebot to go mental
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« Reply #12 on: 17 March 2014, 18:58:28 »
So it's not just us you send loopy then :P ;D
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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #13 on: 17 March 2014, 19:05:49 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 17 March 2014, 18:58:28
So it's not just us you send loopy then :P ;D
Give the stupid kid from the local comprehensive the keys to the whole shebang, its always gonna be "interesting" ;D

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Re: 96 guests!
« Reply #14 on: 17 March 2014, 19:27:54 »
96 guests thought it was how many guest round opti's diner table last night :)
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