A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
> cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
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> He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
> pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
> experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
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> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
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> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
>
>
"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?"
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Topic: Ha Ha Ha!!! (Read 996 times)