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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just returned from the quack, he wanted to have a chat about my recent blood test results.

He's sending me to hospital for something called a 'bone marrow biopsy'

In it's most basic form, they remove a core of your bone marrow using something similar to a glorified corkscrew. Sounds like great fun.

Has anyone on here undergone this routine procedure? .

 

[biggriffin]

Ive had a kidney biopsy,a lymph node biopsy. And was told plenty of local anesthetic and you wont feel a thing,and they was right, but take some paracetamols before you go and after the procedure

[05omegav6]

I would double check with Dr Cem your gp before taking anything on the way to it

[biggriffin]

The reason you take the paracetamols before and after is to ensure they are working to help with any pain you may get, but then iam not as under qualified as DR cem. Or a renal consultant who told me

[05omegav6]

Wasn't having a pop, but it would be an expensive mistake if it cost DrLord Opti his appointment is all

[cem_devecioglu]

The reason you take the paracetamols before and after is to ensure they are working to help with any pain you may get, but then iam not as under qualified as DR cem. Or a renal consultant who told me

ehem.. you mean over qualified probably

[cem_devecioglu]

I've just returned from the quack, he wanted to have a chat about my recent blood test results.

He's sending me to hospital for something called a 'bone marrow biopsy'

In it's most basic form, they remove a core of your bone marrow using something similar to a glorified corkscrew. Sounds like great fun.

Has anyone on here undergone this routine procedure? .

never had it    any pain relief drug will decrease the blood viscosity so talk to your doc

[TheBoy]

It's only pain, it goes away

[omega3000]

Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  Hope all goes well Mr opti 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's only pain, it goes away

My sentiments entirely.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  Hope all goes well Mr opti 

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Personally, I think that the quack is overreacting. I feel as fit as a 'butchers dog'.

Lot of fuss about nothing really.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?   

Maybe ...or maybe not

[TheBoy]

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?   

Its the inevitable outcome when you tell the missus that her sister is hotter....