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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm depressed.    What should I do? 

Jump.

Up and down I mean. Exercise is good for depression. Although I got this from the internet as I have no experience of depression.

Thanks Doc!!    I wonder if I can get Dr Opti to refer me to his sister in law for some therapeutic jumping sessions?     

Ooo and maybe some little blue pills from the OOF Apothecary Shop?  Just to give me a little extra jump! 

Sorry, Sir Tig....but at your age the lady in question may prove too much for you,

[ozzycat]

seems like alot of new drs have emerged from somewhere lord knows where though but laughter is a great healer so im told dr gixer you got to help me im talking sh1t again please help!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sorry, Sir Tig....but at your age the lady in question may prove too much for you,

Do or die Dr Opti!!    But I'm hardly a geriatric I'll have you know!   

[omegod]

My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr

Too much coffee.

I don't drink coffee........... you're a fraud aren't you....and come to think of it how did you manage to put my piles back in, I remember you having both hands on my shoulders 

[Stemo]

My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr

Too much coffee.

I don't drink coffee........... you're a fraud aren't you....and come to think of it how did you manage to put my piles back in, I remember you having both hands on my shoulders 

That's his party trick. Done it loads of times. Ouch. 

[omegod]

I feel violated

[chrisgixer]

My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr

Too much coffee.

I don't drink coffee........... you're a fraud aren't you....and come to think of it how did you manage to put my piles back in, I remember you having both hands on my shoulders 

That's his party trick. Done it loads of times. Ouch. 

He has you and I mixed up Esta.

[martin42]

As the only certified doctor here,i think your all f.u.c.k.i.n.g mad 

[Doctor Gollum]

There are two cures for most people... fornication and consumption. The exact dosage of either depends on the specific problem, and both generally involve chocolate and beer Failing that, there's always tissues

And as the only Doctor in Scotland, I am totally impartial to all your English ailments, in so far as I really could give a bottle of Glen Morangie either way

[Mr.Blobby]

As always Dr Esta, I limit my diags to first hand experience.

My wee smells of popcorn, or sugar puffs ime, when I've had a lot of strong coffee. Especially after a night on the tiles.