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chrisgixer

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Oof clinic.
« on: 06 June 2014, 01:37:52 »
Post your ailments here, and for a small fee, myself and my fellow Drs shall endeavour to prescribe treatment. Of course there are no guarantees, except for the (*COUGH*large*COUGH*) modest bill and a long wait, but we can send you round the house refer you to our network of similar minded professionals should there be, well, let's see shall we?  :)


What's that? "Credentials?" you say. Well, I'm self trained of course, with years of hands on experience and access to the internet. So anything is possible.

Now then. "NEXT"... :)
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #1 on: 06 June 2014, 08:33:13 »
30 views and no patients. Come on don't be shy. Dr/patient confidentiality is top priority here. :)
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #2 on: 06 June 2014, 09:28:51 »
It seems the rumours are true. People are scared of the 'doctor.'
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #3 on: 06 June 2014, 09:52:43 »
Can you add me to the list of consultants, please; I have MANY years of experience in breast examination and in suitable cases I would be prepared to waive my fee.....

Ron. (Doctor Emeritus).
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2014, 10:25:59 »
I have my rubber gloves on. Please form an orderly queue. Thank you.
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2014, 10:33:37 »
My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr
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Stemo

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #6 on: 06 June 2014, 10:37:26 »
Quote from: omegod on 06 June 2014, 10:33:37
My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr
Easy. You have a problem with your nose. ;D
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chrisgixer

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #7 on: 06 June 2014, 10:38:07 »
Quote from: omegod on 06 June 2014, 10:33:37
My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr
Too much coffee. :)
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Stemo

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #8 on: 06 June 2014, 10:40:35 »
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 10:38:07
Quote from: omegod on 06 June 2014, 10:33:37
My wee smells like popcorn ..please diagnose Dr
Too much coffee. :)
Doctors shouldn't be relying on google for a diagnosis. I'm beginning to lose faith in you.
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chrisgixer

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #9 on: 06 June 2014, 10:43:52 »
As always Dr Esta, I limit my diags to first hand experience.

My wee smells of popcorn, or sugar puffs ime, when I've had a lot of strong coffee. Especially after a night on the tiles.

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #10 on: 06 June 2014, 10:57:00 »
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 08:33:13
30 views and no patients. Come on don't be shy. Dr/patient confidentiality is top priority here. :)

Well ok, as you guarantee confidentiality
 . . . . . . about my rectal prolapse . . .

PS: Any free PDE5 inhibitors available please ?
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chrisgixer

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #11 on: 06 June 2014, 11:01:31 »
Quote from: Rog on 06 June 2014, 10:57:00
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 08:33:13
30 views and no patients. Come on don't be shy. Dr/patient confidentiality is top priority here. :)

Well ok, as you guarantee confidentiality
 . . . . . . about my rectal prolapse . . .

PS: Any free PDE5 inhibitors available please ?

That's definitely Dr Estas area. I'll see to the paperwork and his office will be in content in due course.
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #12 on: 06 June 2014, 11:29:16 »
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 11:01:31
Quote from: Rog on 06 June 2014, 10:57:00
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 08:33:13
30 views and no patients. Come on don't be shy. Dr/patient confidentiality is top priority here. :)

Well ok, as you guarantee confidentiality
 . . . . . . about my rectal prolapse . . .

PS: Any free PDE5 inhibitors available please ?

That's definitely Dr Estas area. I'll see to the paperwork and his office will be in content in due course.

You don't understand, I want someone to fix the problem, not cause it    ???



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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #13 on: 06 June 2014, 11:40:15 »
Can I book a telephone appointment for 3 weeks next Thursday please?
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #14 on: 06 June 2014, 11:55:51 »
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 11:01:31
Quote from: Rog on 06 June 2014, 10:57:00
Quote from: Dr.gixer on 06 June 2014, 08:33:13
30 views and no patients. Come on don't be shy. Dr/patient confidentiality is top priority here. :)

Well ok, as you guarantee confidentiality
 . . . . . . about my rectal prolapse . . .

PS: Any free PDE5 inhibitors available please ?

That's definitely Dr Estas area. I'll see to the paperwork and his office will be in content in due course.
Oh yes. I'll definitely be content in due course. ;D
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