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[Darth Loo-knee]

We can work along side another bloke for year on end without a cross word.... yet a week on holiday with your Mrs and fireworks 
 Answers on a post card please 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Dr Opti is your man for all advice related to wimmin! 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Thought I was a woman Doctor too... maybe thats my problem 

[Gaffers]

Did she finally realise you prefer men dressed in pink crocs?

[TheBoy]

We can work along side another bloke for year on end without a cross word....

Hmmmm, I may have lumped an ex-work colleague years ago over a professional disagreement.  However, we remained friends

[TheBoy]

Meant to add, I've never lumped Mrs TB...


...because I'm too scared

[PhilRich]

It's a well known fact that 'Like poles attract & different poles repel'.
Quite what the love lives of Polish people have to do with your predicament, im not sure me ode duck, but I thought i'd chuck it in 'cos it sounded reet clever like!

[05omegav6]

Did she finally realise you prefer men dressed in sweaty lycra?

Be afraid. Be very afraid

[chrisgixer]

Women are usually very good with people. Mostly because they ALL know and understand when another person is having a bad week. Women know this by default obviously.

Men often don't know or understand this... For obvious reasons.

I prescribe..... a lesson in ignoring mood swings.

Where shall I send my invoice?

[Bigron]

One of my mature female students once said to me.....
"Ron, even WOMEN don't understand women, so what chance do YOU stand?"
A good guiding principal, I feel!
 

Ron.

[chrisgixer]

Similar here. An Ex once roared at me, in a fit of rage, "I don't know what I want, how the fu@k are YOU supposed to know" and she meant it.

[Bigron]

And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....

Ron.

P.S. Can anyone explain it?   

[VXL V6]

That's the default operating mode isn't it? 

[Rog]

I have to say, been married for well over 30 yrs (same woman!), arguements etc very very rare, and when they do I refuse to get into the long silence thing, I walk through it as if nothing had happened. Oh, a very big G&T helps 

[Kevin Wood]

Oops! I've always thought "nothing" means "nothing. It's a lovely day. Why don't you clear off for a blat in the Westfield for the rest of the day." Silly me.

And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....

Ron.

P.S. Can anyone explain it?