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[zirk]

Watched the last game, seem to remember we lost, sorry far too much Courage Directors whilst having a Sleep Over in my local Country Pub.

So whats the deal tonight, no been paying attention on the points thingy, do we have to win this and the next one, or would a draw suffice if we win the next one, take it a lose tonight would be out for sure, or should I just take the Flags down now and just enjoy the Beer again. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

We have to kick the arse of some South American banana republic.......which has a population of barely 3 million.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

'Spud face' Rooney is on £300,000 a week, so in theory he should be able to win the match on his own.

Ageing carthorse Steven Gerrard should also be there to help out.

[zirk]

We have to kick the arse of some South American banana republic.......which has a population of barely 3 million.

So not looking good then. 

[zirk]

'Spud face' Rooney is on £300,000 a week, so in theory he should be able to win the match on his own.

Hows that then, is he the Referee.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

We have to kick the arse of some South American banana republic.......which has a population of barely 3 million.

So not looking good then. 

If they win each member of the team gets a 'brand new' mountain goat.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

'Spud face' Rooney is on £300,000 a week, so in theory he should be able to win the match on his own.

Hows that then, is he the Referee.

The ref probably gets about £200, which is why the players (overpaid nancy boys) treat him with contempt and disrespect.

[zirk]

We have to kick the arse of some South American banana republic.......which has a population of barely 3 million.

So not looking good then. 

If they win each member of the team gets a 'brand new' mountain goat.

Thats got to be better than the Local mountain bike.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

We have to kick the arse of some South American banana republic.......which has a population of barely 3 million.

So not looking good then. 

If they win each member of the team gets a 'brand new' mountain goat.

Thats got to be better than the Local mountain bike.

I imagine that the England players get a brace of Veyrons. One for the player himself, and one for his blonde bimbo girlfriend to go shopping for shoes....

[Sir Tigger KC]

Apparently they have a nice chap with a dodgy knee who plays for Liverpool. 

From what I understand, if he plays we're fooked!   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Apparently they have a nice chap with a dodgy knee who plays for Liverpool. 

From what I understand, if he plays we're fooked!   

Do you refer to 'the biter'......Sir Tig?.....

[omegod]

Well a chinese is on it's way, beer is stacked in the fridge and an ice pack is on my 'dangle berries'. All set for the footy 

[Rods2]

Apparently they have a nice chap with a dodgy knee who plays for Liverpool. 

From what I understand, if he plays we're fooked!   

Do you refer to 'the biter'......Sir Tig?.....

Liverpool's Hannibal Lecter v 300k a week Shrek, might mean he appears in his next movie with only one ear.

[bored bigyin54]

Well a chinese is on it's way, beer is stacked in the fridge and an ice pack is on my 'dangle berries'. All set for the footy 

to watch them go out 

[Lagondanet]

Watched the last game, seem to remember we lost, sorry far too much Courage Directors whilst having a Sleep Over in my local Country Pub.

 

Did you wear your lucky onesy?