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[plym ian]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

Early night perhaps.

[plym ian]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

Early night perhaps.

Don't be silly we're married not courting

[4x4]

In that case pretend you are,close the curtains,light some candles and a bit of soft music ,nah she will think your having an affair 

[cleggy]

I'm watching Wimbledon, and SWMBO is catching Emmerdale and Corro. BLISS.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

Early night perhaps.

Don't be silly we're married not courting

yep....that will soon kill off any passion.

[Rog]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

Get a 10p coin.

Flick it in the air

Catch it and cover it with your hand

Heads - The "or something" 

Tails - You take her out for dinner   

[plym ian]

I can't believe it no football on tonight


Means me and swmbo will have it sit in the same room and have a conversation or something:o

Get a 10p coin.

Flick it in the air

Catch it and cover it with your hand

Heads - The "or something" 

Tails - You take her out for dinner   

No she already knows I'm a tosser that will defiantly confirm it

Nah sod it I'll just spend the evening talking nonsense with you lot

[05omegav6]

Here you go...

Nws warning... link is safe, but click anything in it at your peril (or at least clear your history after )

http://devon.craigslist.co.uk

[Lagondanet]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

[05omegav6]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

And you're still here because...

[Rog]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

How is it humanly possible to go to bed when Materchef is on ?   

[05omegav6]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

How is it humanly possible to go to bed when Materchef is on ?   

Maybe they do things different in Luton

[Rog]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

How is it humanly possible to go to bed when Materchef is on ?   

Maybe they do things different in Luton

Luton ? Yes, VERY different, very very different, Glad I'm not there

[Lagondanet]

SWMBO has gone to bed.

How is it humanly possible to go to bed when Materchef is on ?   

Maybe they do things different in Luton

I dont live in Luton.