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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #45 on: 01 July 2014, 20:26:04 »
As I am not that far from you, it could be "mine" and you are "mending it for me"; but I may discover that my pension won't run to the cost of those "repairs", so sadly I will have to let you keep it......
 ::)

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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #46 on: 01 July 2014, 20:29:32 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 01 July 2014, 20:06:40
Good news guys  ;) ;) ;)

The deal is DONE  !     picking it up Friday evening  8) 8)

Now then  can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer  ::) ::) ::)  I also need a big can of camoflage paint  ;D ;D

Poo is gonna hit the fan over this indoors  I reckon ::) ::)   Just in case it gets real bad ... been nice knowing you guys  ;D ;D

I will check the papers for news on Saturday, in case it didn't go as well as you hoped. ::) :o :P ;D ;D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #47 on: 01 July 2014, 20:30:58 »
Quote from: Rog on 01 July 2014, 09:20:09
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 30 June 2014, 21:27:40
. . . . .   Any ideas how to sweeten her up a bit?    :-\ :-\

Tell her (gulp  :o ), tell her . . .err . . tell her . . . . . .

Tell her . . . . . that you'll sell your Stratocaster to pay for it    :o

(Rog runs away and hides)

 :o Just read this :     Lock the man up  :o . . . .  he's lost his marbles . . .  the old Stratocaster stays  . . . forever :-*
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #48 on: 01 July 2014, 20:32:05 »
Quote from: Bigron on 01 July 2014, 20:26:04
As I am not that far from you, it could be "mine" and you are "mending it for me"; but I may discover that my pension won't run to the cost of those "repairs", so sadly I will have to let you keep it......
 ::)

Ron.

Could be some mileage in that one Ron . .  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #49 on: 01 July 2014, 20:33:31 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 01 July 2014, 20:29:32
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 01 July 2014, 20:06:40
Good news guys  ;) ;) ;)

The deal is DONE  !     picking it up Friday evening  8) 8)

Now then  can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer  ::) ::) ::)  I also need a big can of camoflage paint  ;D ;D

Poo is gonna hit the fan over this indoors  I reckon ::) ::)   Just in case it gets real bad ... been nice knowing you guys  ;D ;D

I will check the papers for news on Saturday, in case it didn't go as well as you hoped. ::) :o :P ;D ;D

I won't be  bringing it coming back home  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #50 on: 01 July 2014, 20:46:31 »
Nice one Al,  ;)  :y
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #51 on: 01 July 2014, 20:51:43 »
Quote from: nitro on 30 June 2014, 22:00:46
Just tell Sally that I said you can have as many as you want : ::):)honest it won't be a problem.....trust me ;)
Right this is the excuse if it all goes ti*s up indoors

" It's all Nitros fault  darlin' . . . . he made me do it darlin'   . . .   love you lots darlin'  . . .I didn't want to  . . 

but he made me darlin' . . .    it wasn't much darlin' . .  . Nitro told me it was a real bargain darlin'  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #52 on: 01 July 2014, 21:20:00 »
I know a very good divorce lawyer Al :y
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #53 on: 01 July 2014, 21:29:23 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 01 July 2014, 21:20:00
I know a very good divorce lawyer Al :y

Just PM'd  you  . . .    & yes may well need one  ::) ::)
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #54 on: 01 July 2014, 21:57:57 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 01 July 2014, 20:51:43
Quote from: nitro on 30 June 2014, 22:00:46
Just tell Sally that I said you can have as many as you want : ::):)honest it won't be a problem.....trust me ;)
Right this is the excuse if it all goes ti*s up indoors

" It's all Nitros fault  darlin' . . . . he made me do it darlin'   . . .   love you lots darlin'  . . .I didn't want to  . . 

but he made me darlin' . . .    it wasn't much darlin' . .  . Nitro told me it was a real bargain darlin'  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Somehow, I think you need a better cover story............... :D :D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #55 on: 01 July 2014, 21:59:59 »
Good man!  :y  Glad to see someone round here has some cojones!!  8)
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #56 on: 01 July 2014, 23:11:58 »
The best advice seems to be coming from the singletons...

No idea why ::) ;D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #57 on: 02 July 2014, 10:01:59 »
I thought I was the only one with this problem! Glad to see I'm not  ;D
I have a bit of yard rented on a farm where I keep all my projects and its my workshop. So far have a jeep grand cherry for 2mths that I haven't mentioned yet  :-X
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #58 on: 02 July 2014, 15:12:03 »
You only live once so have what you want  :) I had 4 motorcycles and 3 cars all at once one time , if i had a proper garage the would have been a few more bikes  ;D
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Re: How to sweet talk SWMBO ?
« Reply #59 on: 02 July 2014, 17:38:04 »
Ah, well. It's been nice knowing you, Al. :y

What shall we say if SWMBO comes on asking for advice on laying a patio? :o
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