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Well that was unexpected
« on: 25 July 2014, 15:36:11 »
This morning,did 1st call of the day,got in van and did paperwork etc,while listening to heart radio,then announcement was made,1st 5 people to goto the heart angles outside boots will win 2 tickets to whittlebury hall for a pamper day and overnight stay included,started van up,drove round the corner to a loading bay near boots and walked to the place,yep i was the 2nd person there and im the only male winner so i could be in for a good day with the other ladies :) :)
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #1 on: 25 July 2014, 15:54:36 »
Result :y

And you being a red blooded male and all that :-* :-*
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #2 on: 25 July 2014, 15:57:20 »
How about a sac, back and crack wax while you're there.  ;D :y
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #3 on: 25 July 2014, 15:58:13 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 15:57:20
How about a sac, back and crack wax while you're there.  ;D :y

It's not that painful...honest.... ::)
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #4 on: 25 July 2014, 16:09:26 »
Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 25 July 2014, 15:58:13
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 15:57:20
How about a sac, back and crack wax while you're there.  ;D :y

It's not that painful...honest.... ::)
Daz seems to like it.  :o
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2014, 16:59:26 »
Well done, let us know afterwards how you got on. :y
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #6 on: 25 July 2014, 19:12:21 »
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #7 on: 25 July 2014, 21:25:41 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P

When the wife's sister is even better looking.............. :D :D :D
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #8 on: 25 July 2014, 22:00:41 »
Quote from: Vamps on 25 July 2014, 21:25:41
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P

When the wife's sister is even better looking.............. :D :D :D

Yeah......but she is not nineteen. ;D
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #9 on: 26 July 2014, 00:59:29 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 22:00:41
Quote from: Vamps on 25 July 2014, 21:25:41
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P

When the wife's sister is even better looking.............. :D :D :D

Yeah......but she is not nineteen. ;D

Good, more experience........... :D :D
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #10 on: 26 July 2014, 11:29:12 »
Quote from: Vamps on 26 July 2014, 00:59:29
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 22:00:41
Quote from: Vamps on 25 July 2014, 21:25:41
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P

When the wife's sister is even better looking.............. :D :D :D

Yeah......but she is not nineteen. ;D

Good, more experience........... :D :D

Such carnal thoughts, Mr Vamps........and at your age, too. :D :D :)
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #11 on: 26 July 2014, 12:31:25 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P
Its actually quiet uncomfortable if your lying face down.  :-[
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #12 on: 26 July 2014, 12:39:38 »
Quote from: zirk on 26 July 2014, 12:31:25
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 19:12:21
Personally I don't envy him.

It must be horrible having a sexy full breasted 19 year old beautician cover you with baby oil.;D :P
[/quote]Its actually quiet uncomfortable if your lying face down.  :-[

Not a position you want to be in....especially if 'she' is actually a 'he' who bats for the other side..... :) 
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #13 on: 26 July 2014, 22:39:25 »
Quote from: 4x4 on 25 July 2014, 15:36:11
This morning,did 1st call of the day,got in van and did paperwork etc,while listening to heart radio,then announcement was made,1st 5 people to goto the heart angles outside boots will win 2 tickets to whittlebury hall for a pamper day and overnight stay included,started van up,drove round the corner to a loading bay near boots and walked to the place,yep i was the 2nd person there and im the only male winner so i could be in for a good day with the other ladies :) :)

You have to stay in your room at night , maid service of the oriental kind  :-* :D
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Re: Well that was unexpected
« Reply #14 on: 27 July 2014, 08:34:59 »
Lol at the replies,you lot have got a 1 tracked mind,dirty buggers,anyway after getting back from sereks yesterday,checked post and my voucher has arrived,going to book it for when im off in sept/oct while im off work
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