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[Steve B]

Here is 3 pics 









Who can guess what the phone call was about    The next pic answers the question.

[Andy B]

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Awwwww! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Who can guess what the phone call was about    The next pic answers the question.

"Police? You'd better come quick, there's a man here trying to have sex with a baby elephant!"     

[Varche]

I remember going to Woburn Safari Park in 1975 (I think) in my mates company 1100.

It was hilarious watching the car in front being dismantled by a shrewdness of apes until they set about our car. We nearly died from laughing(except the driver)

[Sir Tigger KC]

I remember going to Woburn Safari Park in 1975 (I think) in my mates company 1100.

It was hilarious watching the car in front being dismantled by a shrewdness of apes until they set about our car. We nearly died from laughing(except the driver)

I'm dying from laughter at the thought of a company 1100! 

[plym ian]

Hello Jasonm I know why your BMW's keep breaking down.....

Or

Help park ranger there's a monkey with half a roof box running round....



 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Who can guess what the phone call was about  The next pic answers the question.

Yoohoo!!!  We're badly parked over here in the disabled spot.  Blue badge? No I've got a BMW.... 

[omega3000]

" Is that the bmw helpline ? I cant find the indicator switch " 

[plym ian]

(In the style of David Attenborough)


And it here we find the native BMW driver, looking for a mate. Perhaps the bad parking is a giveaway or the fact his struggling to send out or receive a mating call.

This particular call is called the bmwbadausparkusroofstandus and can only be described as truly remarkable as it is normally followed by sittingupyourchuffus on the m6.



 

[Taxi_Driver]

I reckon, one of the elephants decides to have a rest/lie down on top of a car 

[05omegav6]

A picture paints a thousand words...

[05omegav6]

Who can guess what the phone call was about  The next pic answers the question.

Yoohoo!!!  We're badly parked over here in the disabled spot.  Blue badge? No I've got a BMW.... 

Sorry Sir Tig, but that isn't a roof box, it's a wheel chair hoist. So legitimately, if a bit haphazardly parked. And I would guess that some monkey has broken it...

There's a chap in Horsham has one fitted to his Hianddri i30, quite an ingenious bit of kit

[Steve B]

Who can guess what the phone call was about  The next pic answers the question.

Yoohoo!!!  We're badly parked over here in the disabled spot.  Blue badge? No I've got a BMW.... 

Sorry Sir Tig, but that isn't a roof box, it's a wheel chair hoist. So legitimately, if a bit haphazardly parked. And I would guess that some monkey has broken it...

There's a chap in Horsham has one fitted to his Hianddri i30, quite an ingenious bit of kit

I thought it was a roof box too..The pic was taken at 6pm last night at going home time.But never seen no wheelchair just loads of pushchairs..there were 7 people in the car 

[Steve B]

By tha way taxi al. You are spot on They could not get it open

[r1]

l thought he was on the roof as he couldn't sit down as the animals had scared him and he had filled his pants so was calling his mummy.