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[Dave-C]

I saw this and thought you'd all love this simple one....

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal   results.

The doctor   says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and   emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'  

George replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed  it so  when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, *poof   *!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof *! The light goes off.'  

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his   relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof*! the light goes on  in
the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof *! The   light goes off?'






















'OH MY GOD!'  Ethel exclaims.

'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!

[kris9128]

it's an old 1 but still makes me laugh.  

[HolyCount]

..... I wondered why that light keeps coming on .......

[JiMbOb789]

 

[psychnurse]

superb lol  

[Vamps]

LOL  

[Andyb]

thats where i am going wrong then  

[FRE07962128]