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[Varche]

Oh, plus every joke I see here are the same tired old jokes from yesteryear...

Either you have just thrown down the gauntlet Or killed the thread.



When you do you will start drinking old speckled hen, watching dave and voting ukip. All the old jokes will then be new & funny   

[TheBoy]

Oh, plus every joke I see here are the same tired old jokes from yesteryear...

That is because you are old enough to have heard them all but not old enough to have Alzhiemers.

When you do you will start drinking old speckled hen, watching dave and voting ukip. All the old jokes will then be new & funny 

That's 'dangle berries'

From what I remember

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

T'was I.

But Lizzie knows I'm only joking.

Lizzie is my favourite OOF babe and the forum would be a  poorer place without her erudite and articulate observations.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

The queue seems relatively short.....

[chrisgixer]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

The queue seems relatively short.....

Oh come now Dr. I'm sure we wouldn't want to limit the supply of fine young fillies to the forum...?

[The Sheriff]

I hope its still ok to call Opti a carrot munching yokel, cos he is you know.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope its still ok to call Opti a carrot munching yokel, cos he is you know.

Only if you want to flatter me.

Actually Steve,........Myself along with my inbred friends from Norfolk prefer the expression 'carrot cruncher' to 'carrot muncher'

Easy mistake to make.

[TheBoy]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

The queue seems relatively short.....

Can't you get you hot sister-in-law on?

[The Sheriff]

I hope its still ok to call Opti a carrot munching yokel, cos he is you know.

Only if you want to flatter me.

Actually Steve,........Myself along with my inbred friends from Norfolk prefer the expression 'carrot cruncher' to 'carrot muncher'

Easy mistake to make.

You can munch on my carrot........if you like.....

[Lizzie_Zoom]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

T'was I. P

But Lizzie knows I'm only joking.

Lizzie is my favourite OOF babe and the forum would be a  poorer place without her erudite and articulate observations.

I know darling Opti, and I am well used to that type of banter on here especially from you! 

However, I agree with TB that I have been around long enough on the OOF to know when it is a joke or not.  Other woman thinking of joining us seeing that May just change their minds. Others may also think it is a white, British, male, chauvinistic car grease eating forum and run a mile. All of us have to be careful as to what we so easily type on the keyboard so we can be seen as a open minded fun loving bunch who care for our Omega cars

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

/Admin on
The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

The queue seems relatively short.....

Can't you get you hot sister-in-law on?

Sadly,TB, she is posh totty. She tends to own a series of expensive cars from 'ze fatherland'.

I've done my best to impress her with Omega ownership but all to no avail.

Women are fickle creatures.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope its still ok to call Opti a carrot munching yokel, cos he is you know.

Only if you want to flatter me.

Actually Steve,........Myself along with my inbred friends from Norfolk prefer the expression 'carrot cruncher' to 'carrot muncher'

Easy mistake to make.

You can munch on my carrot........if you like.....

Not while I have breath in my body.......pervert.

[The Sheriff]

Good. Don't want no more wimmin on 'ere.  Trouble, they are. Look at the history of wimmin on 'ere.
Best get yerself a nice kia piquanto Lizzie. 

[The Sheriff]

I hope its still ok to call Opti a carrot munching yokel, cos he is you know.

Only if you want to flatter me.

Actually Steve,........Myself along with my inbred friends from Norfolk prefer the expression 'carrot cruncher' to 'carrot muncher'

Easy mistake to make.

You can munch on my carrot........if you like.....

Not while I have breath in my body.......pervert.

Dead or alive.......I'm not fussy 

[05omegav6]

The queue seems relatively short.....

Can't you get you hot sister-in-law on?
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Sadly,TB, she is posh totty. She tends to own a series of expensive cars from 'ze fatherland'.

I've done my best to impress her with Omega ownership but all to no avail.

Women are fickle creatures.
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That last sentence is almost begging to be edited... where's Gollum when you need him

But what you need is a flashy v8 coupe with a decent rear seat... now who had one of those...