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NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« on: 23 June 2008, 20:35:24 »
A man goes home to find his girlfriend packing. "I'm leaving" she says "I've just found out you're a paedophile".

"Whoa," he says "that's a big word for a ten year old"
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Re: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« Reply #1 on: 23 June 2008, 20:37:25 »
 :o :o :o

very close
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Re: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« Reply #2 on: 23 June 2008, 20:37:33 »
 ;) ;) ;) umm dubious... but funny!!!  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 23 June 2008, 20:48:39 »
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A man goes home to find his girlfriend packing. "I'm leaving" she says "I've just found out you're a paedophile".

"Whoa," he says "that's a big word for a ten year old"

About as funny as Hitler announcing his going too use LPG too keep costs down. :o
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Re: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« Reply #4 on: 23 June 2008, 20:49:37 »
 :o :o :Too Close...............
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« Reply #5 on: 23 June 2008, 20:55:58 »
He`s just 'kidding'! ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 23 June 2008, 20:58:14 »
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Yes, I know..............
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« Reply #7 on: 23 June 2008, 21:00:08 »
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" be the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 23 June 2008, 21:02:29 »
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" me the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D

Just my warped sense of 'funny'! ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 23 June 2008, 21:03:31 »
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" me the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D

Just my warped sense of 'funny'! ;D

Hummmmmm................... ::)
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« Reply #10 on: 23 June 2008, 21:07:43 »
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Hummmmmm................... ::)

 :o....Oops, sincere apologies for any (inadvertent) offence Mike :-*
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« Reply #11 on: 23 June 2008, 21:16:01 »
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Hummmmmm................... ::)

 :o....Oops, sincere apologies for any (inadvertent) offence Mike :-*

Nooooooooooooo no ofence ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 23 June 2008, 21:19:34 »
Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D
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Re: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« Reply #13 on: 23 June 2008, 22:00:31 »
 ;D ;D Naughty but so good ;D ;D

LOL :y
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Re: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
« Reply #14 on: 23 June 2008, 22:26:02 »
Oh dear .....    :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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