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Nick W

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Not part of the plan
« on: 31 October 2014, 16:42:45 »
Go to Bicester and pickup a Transit they said.

So I did.

Now I'm on the M40 a mile before the M25 waiting for Tyreworks to sort a burst tyre.

On a Friday evening.

Any guesses how long they'll be?
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #1 on: 31 October 2014, 16:46:56 »
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #2 on: 31 October 2014, 16:51:04 »
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #3 on: 31 October 2014, 17:04:19 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2014, 17:06:13 »
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:04:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D

Even if it doesn't work it given me the opportunity to dress in women's clothes. :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #5 on: 31 October 2014, 17:10:23 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 17:06:13
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:04:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D

Even if it doesn't work it given me the opportunity to dress in women's clothes. :-* :-* :-*
you dont need an excuse for that ;D
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #6 on: 31 October 2014, 17:17:25 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 17:06:13
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:04:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D

Even if it doesn't work it given me the opportunity to dress in women's clothes. :-* :-* :-*

Keep a spare set of heels and a dress in the boot mr opti  :y
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #7 on: 31 October 2014, 17:21:54 »
Quote from: Emd on 31 October 2014, 17:17:25
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 17:06:13
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:04:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D

Even if it doesn't work it given me the opportunity to dress in women's clothes. :-* :-* :-*

Keep a spare set of heels and a dress in the boot mr opti  :y

....and a thong. :)
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #8 on: 31 October 2014, 17:22:31 »
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:10:23
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 17:06:13
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:04:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:51:04
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 16:46:56
3 hours at least :(

Just tell them your a pregnant lady and scared ;D ;D

I must try this. :)
works most of the time ;D

Even if it doesn't work it given me the opportunity to dress in women's clothes. :-* :-* :-*
you dont need an excuse for that ;D

Indeed I don't, Ian. ;D ;D
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #9 on: 31 October 2014, 17:34:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2014, 17:36:25 »
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:34:00

 ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D  :D :D :D  You're only jealous. Is that a Yugo or a Maestro?
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #11 on: 31 October 2014, 17:44:27 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 17:36:25
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 17:34:00

 ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D  :D :D :D  You're only jealous. Is that a Yugo or a Maestro?
You tell me it's your car :y
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #12 on: 31 October 2014, 17:48:25 »
Your perversions are spoiling my rant.
So is the fitter arriving in 30minutes. I was mobile an hour after ringing the office
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #13 on: 31 October 2014, 17:49:48 »
Quote from: Nick W on 31 October 2014, 17:48:25
Your perversions are spoiling my rant.
So is the fitter arriving in 30minutes. I was mobile an hour after ringing the office

Plym Ian started it. ;)
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Re: Not part of the plan
« Reply #14 on: 31 October 2014, 17:53:16 »
Quote from: Nick W on 31 October 2014, 17:48:25
Your perversions are spoiling my rant.
So is the fitter arriving in 30minutes. I was mobile an hour after ringing the office
Not a repeat of last Friday then ;D you should be back home by midnight :y

And it's an FSO/Polski Fiat contraption, and sadly in the UK as it's clearly righthand drive :-\
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