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[Kate]

Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line.     If that makes sense.   

Someone not paying attention obviously.  Texting or drunk probably.   

...or a woman.

Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.

Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for.

Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil.

Me, a sexist?

Perish the thought, Ms Kate.

I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF.

What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?

[VXL V6]

Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line.     If that makes sense.   

Someone not paying attention obviously.  Texting or drunk probably.   

...or a woman.

Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.

Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for.

Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil.

Me, a sexist?

Perish the thought, Ms Kate.

I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF.

What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?

I don't think welding in the kitchen is a good idea.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line.     If that makes sense.   

Someone not paying attention obviously.  Texting or drunk probably.   

...or a woman.

Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.

Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for.

Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil.

Me, a sexist?

Perish the thought, Ms Kate.

I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF.

What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?

I don't think welding in the kitchen is a good idea.....

Yes indeed. But it's not fair to expect the ladies to know that.

Allowances need to be made for the fairer sex. We love them but........

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line.     If that makes sense.   

Someone not paying attention obviously.  Texting or drunk probably.   

...or a woman.

Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.

Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for.

Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil.

Me, a sexist?

Perish the thought, Ms Kate.

I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF.

What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?

As if I would say such a thing, Ms. Kate.

I give you my word as a gentleman. 

[Kate]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother.

Bad to the bone that one.

[Kate]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother.

Bad to the bone that one.

 

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother.

Bad to the bone that one.

 

 

 

[Broomies Mate]

GET
A
ROOM!

[05omegav6]

The way he was digging, I thought Doctor Opti was going to need these guys...

http://www.hire-a-digger.co.uk/site/index.php

[Vamps]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother.

Bad to the bone that one.

 

 

Oh Kate, what a disappointment, why give in so easily!?...............

[Kate]

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33

    Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14

        I'm planning on learning to weld.

        Is there anyone around who can teach me?


    Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....

That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother.

Bad to the bone that one.

 

 

Oh Kate, what a disappointment, why give in so easily!?...............

I'm trying not to get get too angry.

I might end up killing him. I paid a lorry driver to do it but he was unsuccessful.


 

[Gaffers]

Saw a similar incident on the M3 yesterday.  Coach driver went in to the back on a minibus causing it to go in to another vehicle.

Thing was the hard shoulder is coned off in preparation of the traffic management system that is being installed, so the coach driver thought it was best to stay on the carriageway causing a 5 mile tailback

[Jusme]

Obviously no Omega driving lady would do anything like this.....

[Kevin Wood]

Saw a similar incident on the M3 yesterday.  Coach driver went in to the back on a minibus causing it to go in to another vehicle.

Thing was the hard shoulder is coned off in preparation of the traffic management system that is being installed, so the coach driver thought it was best to stay on the carriageway causing a 5 mile tailback

Oh, yes, "smart" motorway, apparently.

As far as I can tell, that means a load of tax collection speed cameras and a sign every half mile that informs you of "Delays after A<insert random number here>". Oh, and if you're anywhere near the midlands it, of course, also displays "M6 Toll clear".

Well worth the months / years of delays.