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[TheBoy]

I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight

You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA?

[05omegav6]

We have evolved to eat meat. Mostly red meat. We're also evolved in such a way that man shags woman (right, Opti?).

Thus being vegetarian is simply gay. End of.

Come on out with it...

[Auto Addict]

I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight

You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA?

Oi, less of the fat.....

[TheBoy]

I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight

You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA?

Oi, less of the fat.....

Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns

[Auto Addict]

I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight

You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA?

Oi, less of the fat.....

Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns

Just about to eat it, yummy, yummy, yummy, looks so tender and succulent.

Thinking of you, no sympathy though......

...with a glass or three of Cote de Rhone

[TheBoy]

I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight

You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA?

Oi, less of the fat.....

Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns

Just about to eat it, yummy, yummy, yummy, looks so tender and succulent.

Thinking of you, no sympathy though......

Choke on it 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

[The Sheriff]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

Asda sirloin at £4 a go(prepacked) is both cheap and good. Never had a bad one yet.

[05omegav6]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

Are you talking food or ladies...

[TheBoy]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.

[05omegav6]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.

Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight

[TheBoy]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.

Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight

That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.

[The Sheriff]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.

Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight

That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.

Yeah. And, in case you forgot, you can't eat red meat anyway.

[05omegav6]

Did the insurers not insist on an adequate ventilation system then Once bitten and all that...

[TheBoy]

If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky. 

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment.

I live in hope though.

We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.

Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight

That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.

Yeah. And, in case you forgot, you can't eat red meat anyway.

And you can't grill fish fingers.