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The Sheriff

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Oi! You cooks.
« on: 12 November 2014, 19:26:00 »
Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #1 on: 12 November 2014, 19:27:25 »
Pink job, me therefore no understandy. Ask Chef Gixer.
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2014, 19:29:41 »
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2014, 19:30:58 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2014, 19:31:51 »
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:30:58
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They know everything. :)
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2014, 19:32:34 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:31:51
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:30:58
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They know everything. :)
Yeah, right. Have you seen teachers on quiz shows?  ;D
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2014, 19:33:15 »
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2014, 19:33:58 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:31:51
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:30:58
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They delegate to weaker souls.
FIXED!
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2014, 19:34:53 »
Misread the title again.

I haven't a clue.
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The Sheriff

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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2014, 19:35:20 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 12 November 2014, 19:33:15
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #10 on: 12 November 2014, 19:35:32 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:33:58
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:31:51
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:30:58
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:29:41
Cooking is a woman's chore.

Ask Mrs STMO. :)
HA! She'd burn fickin water that one.

She is a headmistress. They delegate to weaker souls.
FIXED!
Another day spent in management company then ::)
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #11 on: 12 November 2014, 19:37:37 »
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:35:20
Quote from: Taxi Al on 12 November 2014, 19:33:15
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?
Depends where you use it... might help,  might not :-\

If you use it on everything then you will probably get lucky eventually  :y
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #12 on: 12 November 2014, 19:38:54 »
Quote from: STMO on 12 November 2014, 19:35:20
Quote from: Taxi Al on 12 November 2014, 19:33:15
Didn't you consider this problem before you moved in ::)

Basically you can't... which is why we have two :y

Not that that helps you any ;D
Hmmmmm......would WD40 help do you think?

It should improve the taste of your burgers. :)

I believe it breaks down the connective tissue and bone that make up the scrotal sack.
« Last Edit: 12 November 2014, 19:40:44 by Doctor Opti »
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #13 on: 12 November 2014, 19:40:25 »
Which raises the unfortunate question of how you know what Stemos burgers taste like :o
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Re: Oi! You cooks.
« Reply #14 on: 12 November 2014, 19:41:47 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 12 November 2014, 19:40:25
Which raises the unfortunate question of how you know what Stemos burgers taste like :o
He's getting confused with my sausage.


Yuk. ;D
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