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[The Sheriff]

Missus is on the M1 coming back from Stoke. She just rang to tell me that some fella with great big balls in a 4x4 was tormenting her by not letting her back into the inside lane. After a while got he fed up and shot out in front of her and accelerated off. Blue lights immediately came from behind and pulled the tosser over. Result.

[05omegav6]

That'll learn him

[Crazycarzowner]

Got to love being in the plain car 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I don't think that women should drive a motor car without male supervision.

It's just not the natural order of things.

[Andy B]

Got to love being in the plain car 

You could do with more of them .......... 

[05omegav6]

It's fine, she was receiving instruction via her hands free system for the entire journey

[Andy B]

I don't think that women should drive a motor car without male supervision.

It's just not the natural order of things.

 

[The Sheriff]

I don't think that women should drive a motor car without male supervision.

It's just not the natural order of things.

Especially when driving to Stoke.

[Crazycarzowner]

Our plain BMW 530D with 215000 miles was retired 2 months ago................Still awaiting a replacement 

[05omegav6]

Our plain BMW 530D with 215000 miles was retired 2 months ago................Still awaiting a replacement 

Don't tell me, too many miles on it One day the bean counters will work out that the higher mileage cars are more cost effective than the shiny low mileage ones which have spent most of their time in the workshop...

[YZ250]

Guy I work with was going with the traffic flow at around 70mph in lane 2 on the M40 when a car flew past doing well over a ton in lane 3. He moved out to pass a couple of cars and then speeded up when he saw a bmw tourer bearing down on him. He hit 95mph before pulling back in to lane 2 and slowing back down to 70mph.
The unmarked bmw tourer put his blue lights on and pulled him over and issued him with a ticket. The officer told him that they were pursuing the car that flew past him but he got in their way, so they booked him instead. How's that for bad luck. 

[Vamps]

Missus is on the M1 coming back from Stoke. She just rang to tell me that some fella with great big balls in a 4x4 was tormenting her by not letting her back into the inside lane. After a while got he fed up and shot out in front of her and accelerated off. Blue lights immediately came from behind and pulled the tosser over. Result.

Indeed..........

[TheBoy]

Our plain BMW 530D with 215000 miles was retired 2 months ago................Still awaiting a replacement 

Don't tell me, too many miles on it One day the bean counters will work out that the higher mileage cars are more cost effective than the shiny low mileage ones which have spent most of their time in the workshop...

Depends how good your accountant is, and your buying power for new ones....

[Crazycarzowner]

It was 55k overdue changing, but it was soooo good, like the SAS of BMW's and it WAS one of the newer batch 2011 plates but rarely broke down  Probably be on the bay of E soon.

[05omegav6]

It was 55k overdue changing, but it was soooo good, like the SAS of BMW's and it WAS one of the newer batch 2011 plates but rarely broke down  Probably be on the bay of E soon.

Was it a white estate? Not that the boot is any good on them