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Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« on: 17 January 2015, 22:14:20 »
CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

Save money on expensive nicotine gum by chewing ordinary gum and smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Shove a cocktail stick up a centipede's arse to make an inexpensive mascara brush

HUSBANDS: Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the bathroom sink

PRANKSTERS: Increase blind people's electricity bills by switching all their lights on when their guide dog isn't looking
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #1 on: 17 January 2015, 22:17:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #2 on: 17 January 2015, 22:29:49 »
Well they raised a smile!
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #3 on: 18 January 2015, 00:49:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2015, 00:31:53 »
CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2015, 00:46:41 »
Quote from: amazonian on 19 January 2015, 00:31:53
CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1

What about the return journey  ;D
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2015, 01:24:02 »
Quote from: Mr.OmegaMan on 19 January 2015, 00:46:41
Quote from: amazonian on 19 January 2015, 00:31:53
CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1

What about the return journey  ;D
The nuts should have thawed out by lunchtime... :D
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Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
« Reply #7 on: 20 January 2015, 18:02:30 »
Lol :y :y
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